The Other Woman #2 – so many women!
July 21, 2010 by Dizzy
Filed under Lesbian Reviews, Miss Dizzy Lizzy
Title: The Other Woman #2
Studio: Digital Sin/Lesbian Provocateur
Director: Andy Carter
Starring: Gitta Blonde, Deasy, Madison Parker, Sandy, Blue Angel, Candy Heaven, Candice, Carol, Antynia La Rouge, Alexandra Cat, Sandra Sanchez, Elisa, Alexa, Eve Angel, Peaches
Rating: 




I’m not sure who the original woman would be, which makes it hard to identify just exactly who The Other Woman is, but I do know that this second installment of this all-girl collection from Digital Sin’s Lesbian Provocateur is kinky and unexpected! Directed by Andy Carter, Gitta Blonde, Deasy, Madison Parker, Sandy, Blue Angel, Candy Heaven, Candice, Carol, Antoynia La Rouge, Alexandra Cat, Sandra Sanchez, Elisa, Alexa, Eve Angel, and Peaches do a few mundane lesbian things, and then throw in a few surprises.
Blue Angel and Alexa look so much alike that I’m not really sure which girl goes with which name. If you like twins, this might be a good scene for you. They admire themselves, enjoy some slow, playful kisses, and after some teasing, get down to the fingering and slurping. This scene is, admirably, not bogged down with goofy dialogue (though to do engage in some goofy porn duck-lips and hissing.)
Lesbian Provocateur then takes the viewer to a scenic and glamorous yacht with Sandy, Blue Angel and Madison Parker. The girls wear some super tight spandex pants, and between the latex squeaking and the roar of the engines, the dialogue is pretty useless. This scene has some great scenic poses and some ass eating, but it takes a while for the action to get started.
Alexandra Cat and Antoynia La Rouge are two dirty office sluts with thick accents and bad acting. They look cute in their glasses, which soon become on fetish object. Now, I’ve seen a lot of porn, but I’ve never seen anyone put a pair of eyeglasses in their vagina. Seriously. This happens.
It’s Christmas in scene four with Gita Blonde and Deasy, who have a cute angel and devil-girl encounter. This scene is pretty hot, with lots of toys and some nice hair gripping. I also think there should be more wings in porn.
Cathy Heaven, Carol and Candice show the viewer what happens behind-the-scenes of an erotic photo shoot, though the photographer needs to show the models just how to give the perfect poses. She’s really vital to the scene, carrying all of the sexual energy and action. The thick, juicy purple toy is also very memorable.
Sandra Sanchez and Elisa get dirty in the bedroom. This scene also has a lot of fun toys, and it’s never a bad thing to see a cute girl take a glass toy up her ass. I turned the sound off when they started hissing too much, but the sex was dirty and hot. Talk about a nice way to wake up!
Eve Angel and Peaches offer the feature scene of the disk. Both ladies look stunning in stockings and corsets, and they engage in eating, licking and kissing. They switch back and forth, then decide to put their undies in their vaginas. As a woman with a vagina, I have no idea why anyone would want to do this, and can’t imagine that it would feel overly sexual, comfortable, or good, but it does make for an interesting scene.
Lesbian Provocateur usually offers the same old same lipstick lesbians doing lipstick lesbian things, but The Other Woman #2 has a few surprisingly kinky moments. Andy Carter directed the ladies through sucking, fucking and playing, and Gitta Blonde, Deasy, Madison Parker, Sandy, Blue Angel, Candy Heaven, Candice, Carol, Antoynia La Rouge, Alexandra Cat, Sandra Sanchez, Elisa, Alexa, Eve Angel, and Peaches all at least seemed to have fun in their scenes. An interesting collection of lesbians if you’re looking for something with a little extra spice to it.
Bree & Teagan – delicious like cookies & cream!
July 14, 2010 by Dizzy
Filed under Lesbian Reviews, Miss Dizzy Lizzy
Title: Bree & Teagan
Studio: Adam and Eve
Director: Andre Madness
Starring: Bree Olson, Teagan Presley, Kiara Diane, Isis Taylor, Alyssa Reece, Lexi Belle, Charlie Laine, and Karlie Montana
Rating: 




Ah, Adam and Eve, you choose the prettiest women in the loveliest clothing in the sexiest settings. Adam & Eve Pictures presents Bree & Teagan, featuring two award-winning Adam and Eve contract stars who shine brightly with one woman after another. Starring Bree Olson, Teagan Presley, Kiara Diane, Isis Taylor, Alyssa Reece, Lexi Belle, Charlie Laine, and Karlie Montana, director Andre Madness directs these lovely ladies through five scenes of delectable lesbian action.
Bree Olson introduces this collection with Isis Taylor, both dressed in pretty red corsets. They share some great ass-shaking as they strip-tease, then Bree takes charge with kissing. The girls play with one another’s boobs and butts, and Bree jumps in to finger and eat her partner. When it’s Bree’s turn, she’s already very wet. The girls then switch back and forth, using toys on one another. Bree just can’t get enough, and the scene finishes off with a kiss.
Teagan Presley strip-teases with Kiara Diane in an interesting, post-modern setting. Looking lovely in black corsets, these dirty girls kiss with passion. Next comes some 69 with some hot fingering and more nice kisses. Both girls use toys while sitting side by side, completing this scene with some amazing chemistry. Teagan and Kiera fuck each other and fuck themselves into a super sexy frenzy.
Karlie Montana and Charlie Laine are pretty brunettes in corsets and fishnets. These girls give a sweet strip-tease, getting very wet and juicy before they take out the pink vibrator. While fucking each other they can’t help but fuck themselves as well. The scene just gets dirtier as the two get wetter. It’s a great scene, but it’s unfortunate that it’s shorter than the others.
Cutie pie Lexi Bell is no innocent girl when she gets her hands on Alyssa Reece. The girls dance while wearing black garters, getting on their knees for one another. They take turns eating, not even bother taking the panties off. This scene is very nice, with lots of energy and very wet girls. Alyssa uses a vibe on her clit while Lexi uses a toy on her. Some light hair pulling is a special treat, only to be shown up by Lexi sucking on her toy. Hot!
Finally, the moment to be waited for, Bree Olson and Teagan Presley meet while cat-walking through a warehouse-esque set. Spotlights flash around them, and when their paths cross again, they kiss. Bree is eager to dive in, but Teagan matches her passion as she fucks Bree’s fingers. The girls use toys and Bree squirms, and then they enjoy a great 60. Teagan makes Bree beg for more, and then Teagan decides to finger herself while Bree uses a toy in her ass. This surprise anal is the cherry on top of a wonderful girl-on-girl sundae.
Andre Madness pays great attention in this film. The sets, scenes, settings, costumes and camera angles he uses are engaging and interesting. It’s not just about the sex, but it’s about presenting something beautiful. The girls, Bree Olson, Teagan Presley, Kiara Diane, Isis Taylor, Alyssa Reece, Lexi Belle, Charlie Laine, and Karlie Montana, do a great job of presenting passion and sensuality. Most of all, contract girls Bree Olson and Teagan Presley shine in the wonderful Bree & Teagan. Thank you, Adam and Eve!
Her First Lesbian Sex 17 – literal lipstick lesbians
March 9, 2010 by Dizzy
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Title: Her First Lesbian Sex 17
Studio: Pink Visual
Director:
Staring: Aubrey Addams, Marlie Moore, August, Maxine Tyler, Lexi Lamour, Arika Fox, Brynn Tyler, Eva Angelina, Roxy Devil, Codi Carmichael, Kiara Diane, Tristan Mia, and Charlie
Rating: 




Pink Visual usually makes a pretty poor attempt at adding a storyline to what would normally be better as a pure gonzo scene. “Raw. Raunchy. Real.” Is only part of the story, as the sex is usually exciting enough, and the girls are often raunchy, but the story, make-up, setting, and overall situation presented in Pink Visual films are typically anything but real.
Her First Lesbian Sex 17 from Pink Visual presents Aubrey Addams, Marlie Moore, August, Maxine Tyler, Lexi Lamour, Arika Fox, Brynn Tyler, Eva Angelina, Roxy Devil, Codi Carmichael, Kiara Diane, Tristan Mia, and Charlie as they pretend to be lesbians for the first time. This doesn’t seem like a bad series, and the girls are pretty and seem to have a fun time, but as with most porn, it’s probably mostly pretend!
In the first scene, Brynn Tyler’s parents are out of town for a few days. She invites her friends Eva Angelina and Roxy Devil over for a good time, but Eva and Roxy get bored easily. They convince Brynn to make-out with them, and the two brunettes are quick to undress their cute friend. They tease innocent Brynn because she’s so naïve about sex, but she’s eager to accept their schooling. It’s really great to see a cute brunette getting eaten out while her own mouth is full of boobies. Brynn doesn’t know how to eat pussy, but the act comes naturally to her.
The action moves quickly in this scene, and the girls don’t spend much time on any one sex act or in any one position. They take turns using toys on each other, including a Hitachi Magic Wand and a pink vibrator. Brynn, Eve and Roxy seem to have a great time in this scene, and there is a lot of natural laughter. At one point, Brynn takes not only her friend’s fingers, but a sizable toy, too! In the end, everyone enjoys the pleasures of a strap-on (one of my favorite things!)
While Kiara Diane is trying to find her dog, Codi Carmichael checks her out and picks her up, offering to help. Codi puts on the moves back at her place. This scene spends more time on undressing and seduction than the previous scene, which is very nice. Kiara is quick to catch on to the Sapphic arts, and Codi is a good teacher. They switch back and forth with toys and eating, and eventually take out the strap-on.
Aubrey Addams and Marlie Moore decide to sneak into the neighbor lady’s pool while she’s away. Skimpy in their bikinis, they are caught by August who takes them inside and asks them to strip down. This scene has horrible acting, and Aubrey, Marlie and August take the term “lipstick lesbians” to a whole new level. At least they all have fun once the top comes off and they start kissing one another.
The ladies enjoy some eating, rubbing and fingering as they slurp at each other’s pussies. They talk dirty and giggle girlishly, and the director manages a few good angles here. They get a big toy wet with their mouths and use it while bent over the back of the sofa. They use a lot of different toys while fingering one another, and in the end, all is forgiven.
Skanky looking Mia knocks on a door and instead she finds a note waiting for her. Charlie Lane comes next, wearing sexy librarian glasses. Finally, Tristan Kingsley shows up and all three girls introduce themselves to one another. Mia and Charlie have been chosen to have lesbian sex with Tristan, revealing that this is her first time with women. The girls jump on poor Tristan, who is defenseless against their actions.
They kiss a bit, then Mia goes down on dark haired Tristan, then fingers her hard while Charlie plays with her breasts. They’re quick to find a toy, and Tristan goes down on Charlie. One girl eats while being eaten, and they switch back and forth a lot. They then all enjoy a few different glass dildos, then Mia mounts Tristan with a strap-on.
Cutie pie Maxine Tyler meets with Lexi Lamour and Arika Fox to interview for a spot in an exercise video. Lexi and Arika like her look, but aren’t sure if she’s right to the movie. To convince then, Maxine agrees to get naked, and then doesn’t protest when the two other woman can’t keep their hands off of her. The clothes are quick to come off, and soon Maxine is on her back as Lexi and Arika jump her.
The toys come out, and Maxine gets her “first” taste of pussy. Lexi and Arika decide to test Maxine’s skills, and she uses a vibrator on each of them at the same time, one in each hand. The scene turns slightly campy as they take out both boxing gloves and a strap-on (I guess it’s supposed to tie in the whole work-out video thing) but Maxine Tyler is super hot as they use the toy on her.
All in all, Her First Lesbian Sex 17 from Pink Visual wasn’t bad. There are, however, a few things that keep it from being really good.
It’s a bit annoying that the scenes don’t really have a smooth camera transition between actions. The action is meet-kiss-undress-lick-toy-end, which seems a bit unnatural to jump from having Codi’s mouth on Kiara’s pussy, to a toy inside of her in one blink of the eye. I did like the use of toys, as I myself like toys, but I wish more lesbian films would have equal opportunity of toys and oral sex, rather than being exclusively heavy on one over the other.
I also hate it so much when girls hiss while having sex. It’s so unnatural and weird sounding! Who does that in real life? Do you hiss while having sex? If so, leave a comment to let me know, because as of now it just seems like a retarded porn thing.
Finally, I find it a bit creepy when directors pair identical pairs of women up together. Is this supposed to simulate the taboo of sisters and twins? Or is it like making out with yourself? I don’t know what it is, but it’s just weird. (And also, I like variety.)
The best thing about Her First Lesbian Sex 17 from Pink Visual is that there is a lot of laughter. Aubrey Addams, Marlie Moore, August, Maxine Tyler, Lexi Lamour, Arika Fox, Brynn Tyler, Eva Angelina, Roxy Devil, Codi Carmichael, Kiara Diane, Tristan Mia, and Charlie probably knew how campy their scenes were, but at least they were able to have fun with what they were doing!
Sisters of Sappho 4 – sexy strap-ons and more!
February 23, 2010 by Dizzy
Filed under Lesbian Reviews, Miss Dizzy Lizzy
Title: Sisters of Sappho 4
Studio: Digital Sin/Lesbian Provocateur
Director: Unlisted
Starring: Angel Pink, Sorana, Eve Angel, Sensual Jane, Alison, Antonya, Brandy Smile, Mellie, Elisa, Adelle, Trixy, Peaches, Simony Diamond
Rating: 




Sisters of Sappho 4 from Digital Sin’s Lesbian Provocateur was much better and more engaging than other titles I’ve seen from the Lesbian Provocateur franchise. Lipstick lesbians, yes, at least they seemed to have fun while they were engaging in some lovely lady action. The women in this film aren’t the most natural, but they were at least nice enough to look at and their pleasure seemed genuine. I especially loved the use of toys, and of course, their smoking hot accents.
Featuring the talents of Angel Pink, Sorana, Eve Angel, Sensual Jane, Alison, Antonya, Brandy Smile, Mellie, Elisa, Adelle, Trixy, Peaches, and Simony Diamond, Sisters of Sappho 4 is good, clean, lesbian fun.
Angel Pink and Sorana are almost twins with their dark hair and long legs. They flirt back and forth, but the banter is short lived as they start kissing. Both women look like they’re enjoying themselves, and Angel Pink has lovely, full thighs. I was really enjoying this scene until they started hissing, and then the sound had to go down. Angel and Sorana both had on a crap load of makeup, and I shudder to think about trying to have sex with nails that long. At least the sex and eating out was very enthusiastic, and the vibrator in the ass was a pleasant surprise. The scene concludes with both women super creamy and wet.
Eve Angel, Sensual Jane, and Alison enjoy a great threesome while playing with food outside on an idyllic countryside. Really, this scene was just too beautiful to be real, and I was almost too distracted by the lovely hillside and the birds chirping to enjoy a nice pair of lovely boobs (kidding!) This scene had lots of kissing and boob play, but holy crap, their fake nails are crazy. Eve, Jane and Alison get really dirty with a banana and share it back and forth while they switch around in different 69 combinations.
Antonya and Brandy Smile are drunk from the nightclub and decide to get dirty outside. They kiss and it’s not long until both women are naked. They take turns eating and fingering one another, and there is plenty of slurping and ass licking while balanced on top of an old rusty barrel.
Mellie and Elisa are maid and mistress when one makes a move on the other. The set is just spectacular and the costumes are sexy. The girls enjoy 69ing and toys, but the moans in this scene just aren’t convincing enough to make the scene very good.
Adelle and Trixy engage in another lack luster scene by the pool, when one friend makes a move on the other. Before the scene even gets started, one is eating the other out. Though this scene has some cute piercings, the boobs and moaning are just too weird. Rhythmic, forced moaning/hissing is just too distracting, so I had to turn the volume down again. Though Adella and Trixy used a strap-on, (one of my favorite things!) they didn’t really seem to care much for it. The scene concluded with some double-dong action.
Brandy Smile and Peaches are neighbors who become acquainted while the husbands are away. This scene is really energetic and fun, with some intense fingering, lots of eating, and delicious slurping sounds. It’s really hot when they masturbate while admiring one another, and the ass licking is a dirty surprise.
Simony Diamond and Peaches don’t waste any time with a story. This is just too girls outside in bikinis. The light is really weird in this scene, almost as if the camera person was facing the sun. Simony and Peaches enjoy lots of fingering and some fingering, and then they take turns with a strap-on, giving the toy more attention than each other. The 69 is pretty hot, and the toy is sucked clean.
Sisters of Sappho 4 was dirtier than other Lesbian Provocateur films I’ve seen, which certainly made it more enjoyable than the typical lipstick lesbian flick. I will say that the makeup, particularly the goofy fake nails, was a bit over the top. I did, however, enjoy the orgasms, though some scenes made me wonder why they even bothered with the half-hearted dialogue when the audio was so askew. The best part of Sisters of Sappho from Digital Sin, however, was the accents. Angel Pink, Sorana, Eve Angel, Sensual Jane, Alison, Antonya, Brandy Smile, Mellie, Elisa, Adelle, Trixy, Peaches, and Simony Diamond at least seem to have fun in this film. Very yum!
Real College Girls Lesbian Stories #3 – cute girls having fun and orgasms!
December 23, 2009 by Dizzy
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Title: Real College Girls Lesbian Stories #3
Studio: Hustler
Director: Andre Madness
Starring: Winter Sky, Marie McCray, Katya, Victoria Lawson, Eden Adams, Alexa Jordan, Georgia Jones, Alyssa Reece, Charlie Laine, Lisa Neils
Rating: 




Andre Madness presents another great girl-on-girl production with Hustler’s Real College Girls Lesbian Stories #3! Featuring the real-life college girls who are trying to earn a few extra dollars for books and fun. Winter Sky, Marie McCray, Katya, Victoria Lawson, Eden Adams, Alexa Jordan, Georgia Jones, Alyssa Reece, Charlie Laine, and Lisa Neils love their jobs almost as much as they love other college girls!
Georgia Jones and Alyssa Reece cuddle on a sofa as they talk about school, cheerleading, co-eds and porn. These two cute brunettes look so cute together! We get to enjoy a great split-screen strip tease, then Georgia is eager to get her mouth on Alyssa’s cute breasts.
Alyssa goes down on Georgia’s natural pussy, then she uses a great, colorful toy on her. It’s so pretty! After making Georgia come, Alyssa gets to use a purple vibe, and they fill the room with the sounds of their pleasure. Both girls enjoy coming and kissing, and the scene concludes with more from the colorful toy.
Cute brunette Charlie Laine and blonde Lisa Neils talk about how they like girls and their first college lesbian experiences. Lisa has so much personality! They do a strip tease which isn’t really anything aside from them rocking back and forth while getting undressed, but Ms. Neils makes up for it with her great rack.
The girls kiss and Lisa fingers Charlie, begging her to sit on her face. Lisa is already dripping wet when it’s her turn for some nice fingering and she comes quickly. They use a glass toy on Charlie, making her come again and again, before switching to a hot pink vibe for Lisa. The scene concludes when they settle on a black toy for Charlie.
Alexa Jordan and Eden Adams talk about what they’re studying in school and how much they like girls and porn more than school. Alexa and Eden both have really sexy stories to tell before they share their strip teasing.
They kiss and talk dirty to one another. Eden wants so many fingers, and then settles on a blue toy with crazy attachments. Alexa wants Eden’s tongue in her ass, and then Eden tongue fucks Alexa as she spanks her ass. They then move onto a pretty glass toy, and Alexa plays with herself while she’s playing with Eden. The dirty scene concludes with the girls sucking on a double dong, seeing who can throat it the deepest.
Brunette Winter Sky and ginger-girl Marie McCray share their first lesbian stories. They’re interesting but Marie’s laugh is a bit annoying. The girls strip tease, and Marie makes up for her goofy laugh with some really amazing tongue action on Winter’s pussy, though winter can’t stop doing the really weird porn hissing thing. (buh) They use a giant vibrating toy on Winter in this slow, sensual scene, and Marie finishes up by using a little vibrator on herself.
Foreign hottie Katja sits outside with Victoria Lawson. Their dialogue is a bit awkward and forced, but Katja has a hot accent and the strip tease is cute. They lick gently with lots of moaning, switching back and forth. Both girls enjoy a purple toy and a little metal dildo, and it’s so cute to hear Katja moan “I like when you touch my clit with this metal dick.” The girls get super wet, and this sensual scene is a nice, satisfying conclusion to the collection.
Andre Madness does a great job of varying up the intensity of the scenes, switching from fun to hot to sensual to dirty to sweet and so on. Hustler delivers a great co-ed film with super cute, super hot, really talented and fun real college girls in Real College Girls Lesbian Stories #3.
I really enjoyed watching Winter Sky, Marie McCray, Katya, Victoria Lawson, Eden Adams, Alexa Jordan, Georgia Jones, Alyssa Reece, Charlie Laine, and Lisa Neils, though I’m not sure how I feel about their strip teases. They’re sexy, but there’s something more natural about watching people undress during the act of love making, rather than being presented immediately in the nude. The strip teases weren’t bad at all, just not my preference. I guess I just like the act of unwrapping my presents!
Nymphetamine vol. 2 – it’s a different film, honest!
October 27, 2009 by Dizzy
Filed under Lesbian Reviews, Miss Dizzy Lizzy

Title: Nymphetamine vol. 2
Studio: Celluloid Addiction
Director: Michael Ninn
Starring: Cassidey, Jenna Haze, Renee Perez, Georgia Jones, Jayme Langford, Carli Banks, Nikki Rhodes, Zoe Britton, Veronica Ricci
Rating: 




Even the opening credits of Nymphetamine vol. 2 are a sexy scene unto themselves, featuring lovely girls doing all sorts of delicious, devious acts. Presented by Celluloid Addiction, Nymphetamine vol. 2 is the complimentary piece to Solamente vol. 2, but where as Solamente featured girls doing solo acts, Nymphetamine vol. 2 puts Cassidey, Jenna Haze, Renee Perez, Georgia Jones, Jayme Langford, Carli Banks, Nikki Rhodes, Zoe Britton, and Veronica Ricci into pairs for some sweet girl-on-girl action.
Drawing from Nikki Rhodes’ solo scene, Renee Perez joins the sultry redhead on a romantic staircase. As Nikki, dressed in a long gown, gazes out the bright window, Renee comes up behind her, enjoying the other girl’s body. Renee undresses Nikki and starts licking her red snatch. Renee gets down, and Nikki joins on her knees. They both enjoy some fingering, then they take out a clear dildo. After using it on Nikki, both girls lick the toy clean.
Cassidey joins Georgia Jones’ set from Solamente, as they strike poses in the old Hollywood fashion, cigarette smoke curling around their faces as they kiss in the shadows. Cassidey and Georgia match well, though their black and white costumes with flashing bulbs makes it a bit hard to figure out which girl is which. They undress one another, they Georgia goes down on Cassidey as Cassidey plays with herself. They then finger one another, then Cassidey tickles Georgia’s clit. Cassidey makes sure Georgia is nice and wet as she sucks on the other woman’s tit. Finally the two grind while kissing, with their dark hair and pearls spread all about. Cassidey is on her knees and Georgia plays with her, then they get topsy-turvy as Cassidey gets her asshole licked. They kiss and grind, then conclude by making some intense eye contact with the camera.
From Carli Bank’s scene from Solamente, Zoe Britton takes control as she meets with Carli and they play with themselves. This dark, lovely scene is intense and hot with lots of passionate kissing. Carli goes down on Zoe and fingers the other girl through her black panties. Carli leans against the staircase while Zoe fingers her from behind. They use a metallic vibrator, then Carli fucks Zoe. The camera pays some great attention to both of the girls, and while the staircase has become an obligatory cliché for Michael Ninn productions, it does provide for some great angles.
Cassidey is sexy and exotic with her kissable, plump lips. While Cassidey is on a staircase, Veronica Ricci is watching a black and white film being projected onto a screen. They two girls hookup and start kissing, and while Cassidey holds a toy, Veronica wets it with her mouth. She then bends over and Cassidey starts fucking her with it, then Cassidey sits on Veronica’s face. They kiss, then bump and grind, and Cassidey takes control as Veronica burries her face into Cassidey’s twat. They both enjoy a purple, curved toy, then Cassidey licks it clean as Veronica nibbles her nipple.
Jayme Langford joins Jenna Haze as the both girls striptease before windows opening up to a wide city below. The two kiss with lots of tongue action, then Jenna goes down on Jayme. She then fingers herself, and Jayme thinks it’s such a good idea, she joins along, too. Jayme Langford really gets into it, and then they spend a long time kissing.
I didn’t realize at first that Solamente and Nymphetamine were related productions. It really does seem like Michael Ninn just wanted to produce two movies out of one, but when paired together it is a clever compilation. I can’t help but wonder, though, if he had the girls play with themselves first, or play together first, or enjoy two separate occasions, or…? But, either way, Nymphetamine vol. 2 was as lovely as Solamente vol. 2, but with double the pleasure!
Cassidey, Jenna Haze, Renee Perez, Georgia Jones, Jayme Langford, Carli Banks, Nikki Rhodes, Zoe Britton, and Veronica Ricci really do Michael Ninn and Celluloid Addiction justice, and I very much look forward to more titles from Michael Ninn!
Lesbian Seductions older/younger vol. 27 – creepy, boring, and creepy
October 19, 2009 by Dizzy
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Title: Lesbian Seductions older/younger vol. 27
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Director: Why doesn’t Girlfriends Films ever list their directors?
Starring: Riley Davis, Sunset Diamond, Janet Mason, Mellanie Monroe, Amy Moore, Nicole Moore, Nicole Ray, Magdalene St. Michaels
Rating: 




It’s no secret that I tend to really enjoy Girlfriends Films. The stories are usually amusing, seductive or interesting, the actresses are typically super hot, and most of all, the lesbian lovings are delicious and realistic. Sometimes, though, Girlfriends presents a movie that is just boring and more of the same, or a scene that just isn’t quite convincing enough. I understand that they can’t be spot-on every single time, but I’m used to seeing such high quality that when they mess up, I’m startled and angry.
I have such mixed thoughts about Lesbian Seductions older/younger vol. 27. The introduction threesome scene with Magdalene St. Michaels, Janet Mason and Nicole Ray was just great (though they don’t take any time out for Ms. St. Michaels to get her pleasure.) The second scene with Riley Davis and Mellanie Monroe creeped me out and made me totally uncomfortable. Nicole Moore and Amy Moore was good but unforgettable, and the last scene with Sunset Diamond and Cameron Keys was so dull and cliché blonde it couldn’t even keep my attention.
And why doesn’t Girlfriends ever list their directors? Or am I just too daft to know where to look? (seriously, if you know where I can find this information, please do not hesitate to leave me a comment and I’ll be forever in your debt!)
Super hot older hottie Magdalene St. Michaels calls up her friend Janet Mason to talk about younger Nicole Ray. Maggie confesses her crush on Nicole, and Janet is excited to help hook the two up. Maggie takes Nicole for a girl’s day out, and when the girls get back home they all show off the cute negligee they picked out, including a lovely corset from Maggie to Nicole.
Nicole is shy, but excited, about Maggie’s crush on her. The two older women rave about the joys of woman-on-girl action, and Janet suggests they all take things to the next level. Nicole tries to come up with excuses, but they all end up in the bedroom, where Maggie helps her try on the new top. Janet suggests that Nicole give Maggie a kiss, as a way of saying thank you, and after a few abortive attempts, they lock lips hard and deep.
The new blouse is taken off as quickly as it came on, and Maggie takes her time stroking Nicole’s skin, kissing and stroking her chest. Janet comes over and joins in on the kissing. Nicole is simply overwhelmed with two incredibly hot older women! Maggie starts licking through Nicole’s cute lace panties, and as soon as the panties come off Maggie goes to town. The women switch places, and as Janet takes over the pussy, Maggie has fun with pinching and kissing Nicole’s nipples.
Nicole arches her back as Janet fingers her and plays with her clit to a delicious orgasm, and Maggie never ceases in her kisses. The women all undress, then Maggie tastes Nicole some more. Soon Nicole is on her knees and Maggie buries her face in the girl’s ass. Wiley Janet finds her strap-on and Nicole gets to go down on Janet, but only briefly before sticking it in her. Maggie does a good job of pleasuring Janet’s delicate spots while Nicole fucks her. After some fun with the toy, Nicole grinds against Janet while Maggie fingers them both. This incredibly hot scene concludes with all of the women kissing. But wait! Where is Maggie’s love? Girlfriends, why did you put one of the hottest older women you employ in a scene, and NOT give her a million mind numbing orgasms. Unfair!
Riley Davis returns home after a long day of looking for apartments. She’s staying with her mother’s college friend while she gets settled in before her semester at nursing school. Mellanie Monroe seems like the perfect hostess, and she lets Riley excuse herself to get cleaned up after her long day. After Rile’s shower, she goes to have a talk with Mellanie, who starts to mention all of the girls in the dorms and how special relationships form between female roommates. (What a cliché!)
Mellanie Monroe confesses that she had had a relationship with Riley’s mother, and Riley gets visibly uncomfortable. The older woman keeps on making moves on Riley, urging her to give it a try. Mellanie’s insistence of “just touch it” as she forces Riley’s hand between her legs and on her breast gets creepy and annoying. This scene that started out as cute turns sour really fast.
Riley continues to say no, even after the towel has dropped. She even says it doesn’t feel good when Mellanie kisses or touches her. Even once they start having sex, Riley still looks afraid. Mellanie shows the younger girl where to touch, and finally Riley looks comfortable enough to suck Mellanie’s tit.
Mellanie eats Riley out, then gives the girl a hard fingering, and she decides she wants to make Riley come again. Riley fingers Mellanie a bit, then they rub against one another, and Mellanie convinces Riley to eat her. They kiss and grind some more, and just when this scene is getting too long, it’s abruptly cut short. Usually it annoys me when scenes just cut off with no resolution, but this one came as a relief.
It is totally creepy and unacceptable that this scene was written in a way in which a girl says over and over that she is uncomfortable, uninterested, does not want to have sex, and is saying no. I realize that it’s supposed to be hot and sexy and part of “Lesbian Seductions” but I feel like this scene went too far.
It can be hot when someone is reluctant and then seduced, and obviously looks happy and excited about what’s happening. To have a character say NO over and over and over and basically be forced into sex isn’t hot. It isn’t a seduction. It’s just depicting a rape, pure and simple.
I don’t want to be irate or crude or anything. Go ahead and think “oh, that crazy Lizzy. She’s just an angry feminist. Boo!” I know talking about rape in a porn review is probably totally not sexy, I’m writing a review and these things need to be said.
I write these reviews because I like sex, and I like porn, and I think sex and porn should be happy and healthy, safe, sane and consensual. I think it should be egalitarian where both parties get obvious pleasure, and where healthy sex habits, emotional and physical, are depicted.
Anyone who forces sex on someone who has said NO is a rapist. Seduction or not, story or not, no means no. No always means no! Adult entertainment especially should have the responsibility to show a good example to the consumers.
Porn that shows a girl saying no, even after the touching and kissing has gone on, and she still says no, is depicting a form of rape. I don’t care if she has an orgasm, Riley’s lines still have her saying “no” even after Mellanie’s fingers are in her twat. This is unwanted penetration, and that’s not cool. It’s not sexy. It’s scary.
No means no means no means no means no! It’s not sexy or seductive to keep on pushing. It’s gross and creepy and dangerous. I don’t care if this is a story and if it’s porn. People watch porn and get sex ideas. There is a frightening amount of people out there who don’t know the difference between real life and fantasy. If porn depicts disregarding “no” as okay, then it really must be okay, right? NO!
Girlfriends, I don’t know what you all were thinking when you wrote the script for this scene. It could have been written a dozen other ways and been a million times better and not at all creepy and maybe even sexy. Riley Davis and Mellanie Monroe, I know you two are paid actresses, but you owe it to yourself and to your consumers to take on responsible roles. Please make sure your scenes are safe, sane and consensual! This was just too creepy. I don’t want to see forced sex in my porn.
NO ALWAYS MEANS NO, even in adult films!
The rest of Lesbian Seductions older/younger vol. 27 is just lackluster. Nicole Moore and Amy Moore enjoy some small talk, and when Amy mentions her plans with her boyfriend, Nicole gets angry. She forbids the younger girl to go out that night, and Amy excuses herself to her bedroom. Nicole goes to check on her, and they sit on the bed to talk about future vacation plans. Their innocent touching soon turns into something more, and a certain spark begins to build between them.
Nicole tries to move in for a kiss, but she really makes you wait for it. The chemistry builds and builds with an intense gaze and gentle, hesitant stroking. Finally, Amy starts to look uncomfortable, and mentions that this might not be the best thing. They kiss, and Nicole slides on top of Amy, rubbing on her and gently searching the younger girl’s panties. Her hand disappears inside, and Amy starts to play with Nicole’s boob. They undress, and Nicole rubs Amy’s clit as she takes out her strap-on. They both get really excited, and Amy grips onto the harness as Nicole fucks her. Nicole flips the younger girl over for doggy style, and after that for a few moments they kiss and take off the harness. Amy starts to go down on Nicole, and suddenly the scene is cut short.
Cameron Keys chats with her daughter and Sunset Diamond, her daughter’s friend. Sunset comes back later with garden goodies from her mom, and Sunset and Cameron start engaging in giggling girl talk. They go into the other room so Cameron can play with Sunset’s hair, and the mom starts to get very personal. Sunset doesn’t provide much more than awkward giggling.
Cameron pops out her boob and talks about bra sizes, then pushes Sunset down onto the bed to chat about lip gloss. The older woman knows what she wants and starts to touch Sunset’s thighs and hips up her skirt, then she moves in for a kiss. Cameron takes off her top and Sunset’s dress, and Sunset doesn’t protest. They start kissing, and it’s obvious that the older woman is in charge. Cameron fingers Sunset, then lets Sunset lick her juices from Cameron’s fingers. Finally, Cameron goes down on her daughter’s friend, and Sunset decides to give the MILF some loving. Their intensity shakes the bed, and they enjoy a few more kisses before the scene concludes.
While I was glad to see toys in a Girlfriends film, Lesbian Seductions older/younger vol. 27 still missed the mark a bit. It was full of awkward, tired clichés that are contrary to the realism they’re so proud of. It makes me wonder who they’re trying to sell porn to. Who is the average Girlfriends Film consumer?
Magdalene St. Michaels, Janet Mason and Nicole Ray blew me away, though the scene was too short. Though Riley Davis is cute, her roles are starting to creep me out, and Mellanie Monroe, though attractive, played a really greasy character that left me feeling uncomfortable. I enjoyed seeing Nicole Moore and Amy Moore play with a strap-on, though the rest of their scene wasn’t extraordinary. Cameron Keys and Sunset Diamond were, regretfully, forgettable.
Girlfriends Films, you can do better!
Lesbian Psycho Dramas – crazy, hot, and crazy!
September 12, 2009 by Dizzy
Filed under Lesbian Reviews, Miss Dizzy Lizzy

Title: Lesbian Psycho Dramas volume 1 “I Love You Mommy”
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Director: Unlisted
Starring: Dana DeArmond, Ashlyn Rae, Nikki Rhodes, Aiden Starr, Dia Zerva
Rating: 




In a nearly taboo and sinfully scandalous production, Girlfriends Films presents Lesbian Psycho Dramas volume 1 “I Love You Mommy”.
The opening credits reveal Ashlyn Rae as she prepares for bed, and her psycho step-foster-sister, Dana Dearmond, spying on her. After Ashlyn settles down by touching her ample breast, Dana escapes to the bathroom. Aiden Starr meets her, and both girls take giant whiffs of Ashlyn’s panties that had been hanging out to dry.
Dana DeArmond plays the perfect creepy foster child. She’s tall and gangly, with glasses and braces, and a knack for turning sexy into almost scary. Like a cat presenting a slain mouse, she presents the panties to her mother, powerfully sexy Dia Zerva.
Dia Zerva is the Queen of the Kingdom, lording over her family, paying special attention to her girls. In the scene one she makes Dana smell her panties, and then lets her foster daughter steal a kiss. Dana suckles on Dia’s breast, then the two start playing with Ashlyn’s panties, getting both of them really hot.
This scene has plenty of foot and panty play, which is dirty and different from other scenes offered from Girlfriends. After ample fingering, licking, tribbing and sucking, Foster Mother Dia holds Dana close to her bosom, rocking her back and forth lovingly.
Scene two reveals the further dysfunction of Dia Zerva’s family. Daddy Jack comes home but does nothing to protect his daughter Ashlyn Rae from the attacks her step-family. In a Cinderella-style development, everyone leaves to go to a wedding but poor Ashlyn is forced to stay home.
Luckily she has her best friend Nikki Rhodes to keep her company. After gossiping about Dia and her demonic brood, the girls settle down for the night.
Nikki is a good friend, though, and she senses Ashlyn’s tense distress. When in a stressful family situation, lesbian hook-ups always help! Nikki fingers Ashlyn, and the other girl quickly warms up to the advances. This is a great scene with two pretty girls who are totally relaxed and comfortable together. Cutie-Pie Nikki is also great to look at, with a little brush of red hair and adorable star tattoos over her hips. This scene is nothing but pure and beautiful girls loving girls in all of the sexy ways we love to see!
In scene three, Dia makes Ashlyn feel uncomfortable, and the younger girl locks herself in her bedroom, trying to protect herself from her crazy family. Meanwhile, Aiden Starr informs Dana that Mother Dia plans on sleeping with Ashlyn that night. Daughter and Foster Daughter love their Mother, so they break into Ashlyn’s room, tie her up, and leave her naked in Momma Dia’s bed.
Gossiping about how jealous they are about pretty Ashlyn, Dana and Aiden play with their sister by marriage’s panties, then start to get rowdy. In a creepy, angry scene of power play and love making, Aiden fingers Dana. It’s obvious that Foster Sister Dana loves to be dominated, and she gives all sorts of strange and unnerving facial expressions as she lets Aiden get rough with her. It’s sinister but sexy to watch Aiden sit on Dana’s face, and as good as it is to watch them fuck, I wouldn’t want to be the object of their obsession!
Finally, Step-Mother Dia Zerva finds Step-Daughter Ashlyn Rae naked and tied up. The younger girl looks so pretty and innocent as she is bound, awaiting her fate. As Dia bends over the bound beauty, she whispers that she wants to make her “one of her girls.”
“I do love you,” Dia says seductively. “You just don’t know the affection I can give you, and how good it can be.”
Ooooh, Dia, you sly bitch!
If watching scene one was like watching a cat play with its mouse, scene four is like watching a cat fuck its mouse before eating it. Dia’s love and advances on her step-daughter are loving, generous and wicked. Ashlyn must earn her freedom before Dia will free her, but it’s easier than it seems as Dia is an expert sex Goddess and Ashlyn is quick to get wet and earn Dia’s respect.
After slow kissing, licking and fingering, the intensity picks up as Dia continues to pleasure one of her girls. Finally, Ashlyn is exhausted, though Dia looks like she could go all night.
Girlfriends Films keeps on reinventing itself with sexy, sensual, romantic and intriguing series, and Lesbian Psycho Dramas is a welcome addition to the Girlfriends Family. Dana Dearmond, Ashlyn Rae, Nikki Rhodes, Aiden Starr, and Dia Zerva all put on a great show with not only convincing acting but more than believable sexual pleasure, though Dana gave the most interesting performance.
But does Ashlyn Rae ever say those fated words, “I Love You, Mommy?”
Fem Luminoso – where porn stars really do shine
August 31, 2009 by Dizzy
Filed under Lesbian Reviews, Miss Dizzy Lizzy

Title: Fem Luminoso
Studio: NinnWorx_SR
Director: Michael Ninn
Starring: Jana Cova, Jana Jordan, Alexis Love, Veronique Vega, Jayme Langford, Charmane Star, Tristan Kingsley, Aubrey Addams, Justine Joli, Bobbi Eden
Rating: 




Illuminated in light and beauty, NinnWorx_SR presents ten glowing women featured in five scenes. Directed by Michael Ninn, Fem Luminoso showcases Jana Cova, Jana Jordan, Alexis Love, Veronique Vega, Jayme Langford, Charmane Star, Tristan Kingsley, Aubrey Addams, Justine Joli, and Bobbi Eden smoldering in radiance and passion.
Jana Jordan and Jana Cova are electric as they pose in girlie negligee and fur stoles. Like mirror images of one another, these two blonde bombshells pose in an illuminated hallway, then meet halfway to consummate their passion. Complete with dirty talk and a glass dildo, Jana and Jana get good and wet despite the lack of much foreplay between them. The narrow hall, however, is filled with high pitched screams of ecstasy as they both take turns coming and coming.
Alexis Love and Veronique Vega’s poolside scene features dirtier music to accompany their lovemaking. Dressed similarly to Jana Cova and Jana Jordan in negligee and fur stoles, the two exotic women enjoy kisses before they dip their tongues into the moistness. Alexis Love has lips made for kissing – and much, much more. They enjoy a glass dildo and a metallic vibrator as they pleasure each other over and over again.
Justine Joli and Bobbi Eden overlook a city in a high loft full of shining windows. Dressed in corsets, they aren’t quite as passionate as some of the other girls in the film, though they aren’t any less nice to look at. Complete with 80s style tan-lines and feathered Farrah Fawcett, this scene is urban and sexy with glass dildos and metallic vibrators getting Justine and Bobbi nice and wet.
Jayme Langford and Charmane Star change the pace of Fem Luminoso, dressed in red and black latex that squeezes their bodies and leave nothing to the imagination. In a large, brick warehouse with lots of windows, fun music set the scene as Jayme and Charmane play with a glass dildo and a slick, clear colored double ended dong.
I really enjoyed this scene, but Jayme’s extreme pelvic bone really made me uncomfortable. I love redheads, and I love women of all sizes, but this poor girl is just too skinny. Her bones look like they’re about to rip through her skin! I realize that most people want to see skinny women in their adult films, but there is a point when skinny is too skinny and really just looks unnatural. Sex is best enjoyed when all people involved are healthy and happy, and consumers have the responsibility of demanding that their porn delivers these standards. While Jayme Langford looked very happy, she did not look very healthy in this scene, and that makes me sad.
Tristan Kingsley and Aubrey Addams are featured with the spectacular cinematography that I’ve come to know and love from NinnWorx_SR. Keeping adult entertainment fresh and interesting, Aubrey poses on the warehouse beam like a pole dancer, then gets on her hands and knees. Tristan waits patiently as the blonde girl crawls over and starts licking her shoes and toes. Aubrey is bent over and Tristan uses a clear purple dildo on her.
Fem Luminoso from NinnWorx_SR features beautiful music, beautiful sets, and most of all, beautiful women. Jana Cova, Jana Jordan, Alexis Love, Veronique Vega, Jayme Langford, Charmane Star, Tristan Kingsley, Aubrey Addams, Justine Joli, and Bobbi Eden are so natural, seductive and erotic.
What makes Fem Luminoso so beautiful is that these women who dance and pose and perform aren’t just acting, but they also genuinely feel it. Their enjoyment and orgasms are real, as opposed to just going through the motions of being porn stars. They feel beautiful and they feel sexy and they feel the pleasure of lovemaking, which makes it all the more pleasurable to watch them.
Pretty Girls Being Pleasured for Your Pleasure
August 30, 2009 by Dizzy
Filed under Lesbian Reviews, Miss Dizzy Lizzy
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Title: Wet Lips #2
Studio: Digital Sin – Lesbian Provocateur
Director: unlisted
Starring: Suzy Black, Blue Angel, Adrianna Russo, Christina Bella, Regina Ice, Regina Moon, Candy Strong, Angie Angel, Angelica Heart, Antonia, Suzy Black, Blue Angel, Katalin, Cameron Cruz, Ginger and Sophie Moone
Rating: 




Lipstick lesbians just aren’t my thing. No matter how pretty the girls are, and some of the women of Wet Lips #2 are very attractive, no amount of acting can replace genuine pleasure.
Starring Suzy Black, Blue Angel, Adrianna Russo, Christina Bella, Regina Ice, Regina Moon, Candy Strong, Angie Angel, Angelica Heart, Antonia, Katalin, Cameron Cruz, Ginger and Sophie Moone, Wet Lips features seven scenes of sexy Euro girls doing dirty things with only minimal passion.
Suzy Black and Blue Angel sneak into a trashy looking men’s room and start making out. As they get dirty they make really weird hissing moans. This scene would be too squeaky clean to be dirty, if not for the enthusiastic ass licking. Blue Angel just can’t seem to get enough of Suzy Black’s sweet rear-end.
Angelica Heart and Antonia enjoy a bottle of champagne on a red leather sofa. Dressed in skimpy lingerie, the two girls share some pretty convincing passion as they make out. After some pussy slurping and hard fingering, each girl enjoys the empty champagne bottle in ways I wasn’t expecting.
Katalin and Cameron Cruz chat in the kitchen, and while husbands are away the girls will play. They excuse themselves to the living room, leaving the dinner while they heat things up elsewhere with a big veiny toy.
Adrianna Russo and Christina Bella get intimate in a swank living room. Rubbing on one another they get naked and enjoy some hard scissoring. After Adrianna licks Christina’s ass, she takes out a red dildo for the brunette. Adrianna herself enjoys making weird porn faces as Christina uses a red dildo in the skunk-haired girl’s ass.
Candy Strong and Angie Angel try on some clothes in front of a mirror, and get swept up in the act of being naked. Candy Strong eats Angie’s ass after they go to the bedroom, and after 69ing, they enjoy a pink vibrator and a red dildo. All holes are pleasured in this scene, and it would almost be hot if not for the weird duck-lip faces Candy and Angie keep on making at each other. Also, both women look like trashy MILFS and have pretty graphic scars from their breast implants. There’s nothing wrong with being a MILF, but poor Candy and Angie look like older women trying to be younger women, rather than older women who are attractive on their own accord.
Regina Ice and Regina Moon get dirty with a big black dong in this lack-luster scene.
Ginger and Sophie Moone make-out and 69 next to the pool, making sexy eyes at the camera.
While the sex in Wet Lips #2 wasn’t bad, it also wasn’t special. Suzy Black, Blue Angel, Adrianna Russo, Christina Bella, Regina Ice, Regina Moon, Candy Strong, Angie Angel, Angelica Heart, Antonia, Suzy Black, Blue Angel, Katalin, Cameron Cruz, Ginger and Sophie Moone put on a good enough show, but not good enough to make me fall in love with them.
For some, looking at lipstick lesbians going through the motions of real sexual pleasure might be enough to get off, but Digital Sin’s Lesbian Provocateur just doesn’t convince me of the romance or passion.
On another note, sometimes I wish I could hire myself as a copy editor to studios. Nothing turns me off more than goofy grammar errors or grievous misspellings. I know these people aren’t in the business of selling academics texts, but there’s no reason for sloppy editing or taking liberties with grammar. Many viewers are well educated adults and they like to see the product they’re spending money on taken seriously. And even if not all consumers have five college degrees, there is no reason to dumb down a product with misused ellipses and randomly placed tildes. There is absolutely no reason that sex can’t be smart!
































































































