Vivid’s Brand New Faces 23 – a brand new experience for me!
July 19, 2010 by Dizzy
Filed under Miss Dizzy Lizzy, Straight Reviews
Title: Brand New Faces 23
Studio: Vivid
Director: B. Skow
Starring: Capri Cavalli, Charisma, Aryan Aslyn, Brooke Bennett, Rosie Thorn, Alex Gonz, Jerry, Nick Manning, Marco Banderas, Tony de Sergio
Rating: 
B. Skow’s Brand New Faces is a fresh peak into the adult industry, giving the viewer a glimpse of what it might be like to be an innocent girl on her very first set. #23 is both good and bad. Some of these girls could have a long career in porn, or at least have some fun and make some money. Some of these girls are… well, they just need to find something new to do with their time because the adult industry isn’t for them.
Presented by Vivid and directed by B. Skow, Brand New Faces #23 features Capri Cavalli, Charisma, Aryan Aslyn, Brooke Bennett, and Rosie Thorn, who have all signed and certified the fact that this is their very first time having sex on camera.
Brooke Bennett is a pretty girl with long hair and freckles, and though she’s never done anything in the sex industry she thinks she wants to be a porn star. She signs her contract, though it seems a bit weak that her only reasoning for wanting to be in an adult film is she just “likes sex.” Brooke has a nice ass, but if she was just open up a bit more she’d have great chemistry.
After playing with herself for a bit, Alex Gonz comes in and starts slurping at her ass. She’s pretty quiet and closes her eyes a lot, but once she’s sucking his cock she opens up a bit. Once they’re fucking she lets him put a finger in her ass, and she does a good job of showing her naughty bits to the camera. Alex puts on a good performance, doing most of the work in the scene, until he starts doing her doggy style and she finally shows some energy. Not bad for a first time, Brooke!
Rosie Thorn is a cute girl who is way too nervous. She says she’s only ever been with one other guy, hasn’t ever watched porn, has never been eaten out, never given a blow job, and basically just has missionary sex in the dark with her clothes on. I think Rosie’s story is kind of sad – she came to Los Angeles for what she thought was regular modeling but when she was presented with being in an adult film, she thought, “why not?”
Poor Jerry gets his giant dong laughed at when Rosie sees it, but he’s kind of a goofy looking guy anyway. She tries to get away with just a hand-job but Jerry and Skow are persistent. Jerry goes down on Rosie, but not nearly long enough because they have to use lube to get her wet enough for penetration. She tries to eye the camera but she’s usually too distracted with her grimaces and moans of pain. This scene finally ends when she asks “is that enough?” Talk about a boner killer! She doesn’t want to clean off Jerry’s cock and gags when she tastes his cum.
This scene was so not sexy, it’s like a giant bruise on what could be a great time. Skow should have just paid Rosie and never used the scene in this collection, and written it off as a good attempt. You win some and lose some, and this scene is very much a loser.
Stripper Aryan Astyn seems a bit nervous, but her confidence builds as she chats with B. Skow, talking about her experiences. She has nice curves and big, perky boobs. Most of all, she likes sex and has a great presence behind the camera. Nick Manning comes and goes right for her boobs, but I was too distracted by his ugly man hair. Ew.
But, hippie-hair-Nick finger fucks Aryan until she comes, which is actually pretty hot. He’s mean to her, though, and is manners are pretty degrading and insulting. I understand dirty and mean talk is big in some films, but I personally tend to not enjoy it too much. They 69 and fuck, and Skow has to keep on reminding her to look at the camera. You know Aryan is enjoying herself because she gets super sweaty. I really didn’t think I’d like this scene, but Aryan Astyn is someone I wouldn’t mind seeing again. (Though I don’t care much for dirty jerk Nick Manning.)
Capri Cavalli is a cute Canadian looking down-home in boots and a skirt. She has a super hot, petite body and nice boobs, and confidence to back it up. Capri is a woman who knows exactly what she wants, and I love that. She’s not overly nervous, but also not very outgoing. For the feature girl, she could use some more energy. Muscle man Marco Banderas comes in and fingers her shortly, and when she gives his blow job she is good about eying the camera. I must say, Marco has such a big cock for such a tiny girl, but Capri Cavalli can handle his meat, moving her hips and getting nice and juicy. The best part of this scene is when she gets dripping wet while he’s fucking her from behind. Very nice!
Charisma looks great in the perfect blouse that hugs her boobs wonderfully, and I’m honestly sad when she takes it off because it only reveals how disappointingly fake her chest is. She’s pretty, though, and a little nervous about her scene, to the point that her giggles get a little annoying. This trashy girl spreads her labia, showing off her piercings as she uses a vibrator on herself. Tony De Sergio is the perfect gentleman as he meets her though, and it made me smile to see Tony and Charisma shake hands before they fucked. There is some short-lived pussy licking, and then Charisma sucks Tony’s thick dick, giving a good blowjob. This girl has a crazy intense sex face, and Tony finishes up by coming on her tongue, where she likes it.
All of the girls in Brand New Faces #23 are at least cute, though some have more fun than others. (And I’d rather see a girl having fun in porn any day than the hottest girl having a bad time.) I usually hate when the director/camera guy talks too much, and while B. Skow is active, he only annoyed me a few times. For the most part his banter is actually funny, friendly, and not over-the-top sexist and retarded. Once the actual action is taking place, he keeps his banter to a minimum – he directs.
What I liked about this title was that I hadn’t ever really thought about the making of an adult film before. I hadn’t considered the role of the dude (sometimes dame) behind the camera, and most of all, I hadn’t thought about how a director might help the scene. Skow told the girls where to look, what goodies to show, how to act, what positions to try, and much more. It was also plainly obvious which girls had seen porn before and which ones knew their way around the presentation of sex.
B. Skow’s Brand New Faces #23 was fun, but not amazing. Capri Cavalli, Charisma, Aryan Aslyn, and Brooke Bennett all might have a chance to get behind the camera again, but poor Rosie Thorn just needs to go back to Texas and find some women’s sexual liberation. Presented from Vivid, this was a very interesting and a fun new perspective for me!
Mario Rossi’s I Heart Big Toys #24 – what’s your favorite toy?
July 12, 2010 by Dizzy
Filed under Miss Dizzy Lizzy, Straight Reviews
Title: Mario Rossi’s I Heart Big Toys #24
Studio: Digital Sin
Director: Mario Rossi
Starring: Amai Liu, Rebecca Blue, Megan Jones, Danica Dillan, Nikky Thorne and Yurizan Beltran
Rating:
Mario Rossi’s I Heart Big Toys #24 has an exclamation point for every toy, though some are undeserved. Maybe I’m just jaded from watching so much porn, but this film featuring Amai Liu, Rebecca Blue, Megan Jones, Danica Dillan, Nikky Thorne and Yurizan Beltran started off well, but concluded weakly.
Nikky Thorn gave the best performance of the collection. She did in fact seem to enjoy choosing one toy after another. Dressed in pink, she gives a classic Digital Sin striptease to some strange Europop lounge music, but what’s really impressive is when she drops down to the splits. Nikky plays with herself, using all three fingers, and when she’s good in wet she moves on to a toy. She throats it while her fingers are still inside, then starts using the toys. Starting with the smaller (still large) toy she moves her way up, but this dirty girl likes to finger her own ass while she’s fucking herself. Nikky is really into the whole scene, and while she may seem innocent, she’s a dirty girl who likes to show off how wide she can stretch herself.
Megan Jones is a cute brunette in a geek bikini. She looks trashy with nice, perky fake boobs and weird, glittery jewelery. The audio in this scene is pretty low, and the rock music she strips to is porn-tastic cheesy. Megan shakes her ass and has a nice bush, and she starts big and only gets bigger, using gratuitous amounts of lubrication. While Nikky’s scene was hot, Megan’s scene is insane. The toys she uses are humongous and veiny, and she seems to love using her powerful Magic Wand vibrator. This scene is pretty intense, the highlights being when Megan uses a long black guy with the biggest head on a dildo I’ve ever seen, until she moves onto an unbelievable purple jelly toy. Using the toy, Megan Jones offers some nice, messy squirting.
Rebecca Blue’s scene has some interesting mirror shots, which is great because I like to see clever camera work in films like this. She’s a dirty looking petite cutie-pie, comfortable in bed with toys all over the room, and she starts off giving herself a hard fingering. She starts off with a long, thick toy with lots of veins, and finger her ass very wide. Seriously, this hole is incredible compared to how small this girl is. She then moves onto a ridiculously long toy that isn’t very thick, but looks like a pool foam noodle it’s so long. This girl goes through so many toys, and in the end her pussy lips are huge, red, and swollen. Rebecca makes the mistake of switching back and forth from her pussy to her ass while she’s playing. What a silly girl, and Mario Rossi makes a huge mistake in directing her to do such a thing.
Here’s your Public Service Announcement – pussy to ass is fine, ass to pussy is dangerous. Butts have poop, and poop has bacteria, and bacteria makes you sick. Going from ass to pussy is a great, easy way to get a urinary tract infection, which can quickly spread and turn into something worse. As a woman, i hate to see silly little girls doing crazy stuff like that. As hot as it may seem, it’s just downright dangerous and stupid, thus making the scene not at all sexy.
Moving on, Yurizan Beltran is a naughty nurse with a cute ass and really wonderful boobs. It’s great watching her play with her nipples, and to be honest they’re so perfect I can’t tell if they’re natural or implants. She starts quietly with a cute little vibe, then jumps up to the Magic Wand vibe. She keeps her nurse costume on the whole time, which I think is an added treat. Most girls are so eager to get completely naked, and I think keeping clothes on adds an element of urgency to the scene. It’s like she’s saying “oh, I’m so turned on right now I can’t even take the time out to get naked.” Yurizan switches through a few toys, even using one of those cone things girls bounce up and down on, but her scene is much shorter than the other girls’. Too bad, as I wouldn’t have minded to see more.
Amai Liu’s scene is gross and creepy. Seriously, I hated this scene. It kind of ruined the whole collection for me. Amai is an incredibly petite woman made to dress up like a little girl, down to pig tails, knee socks, sneakers, a pink tutu, braces, and a pink room full of stuffed animals. The age of consent is 18, and believe me, 18-year-old girls don’t dress like this, or sleep in rooms like this. The only reason for setting up such a scene is to give the illusion that Amai is a girl much younger than her legal years, and I find that to be pretty inappropriate. I understand that pornography is all about fantasies, but some fantasies are best left unexpressed.
Either way, Amai puts on a crazy show, playing with herself and using a super crazy veiny toy, and an incredibly long double dong, sucking one end while she fucks herself. She gets very wet, which either means she enjoys giving the show or she has used a lot of lube in between shots. This scene is, thankfully, pretty short.
Danica Dillan’s scene is nicer than Amai’s, though I think she undresses too quickly. This super tall, boyish girl would look way hotter if she kept the pretty clothes on. She dives right into her toys, sucking on them a bit before moving on up. Danica has less charisma than the other girls, and while she does the actions, it doesn’t seem as if her heart is in the scene. She gets a little juicy, but the toys become so crazy that she actually starts to flinch while using them. Not sexy! I don’t want to see a girl hurting herself for my pleasure, at least not in this type of film. Her poor pussy looks tired, especially when she uses the super crazy, unbelievable purple jelly toy. This thing is so out-of-this-world one can’t even pretend that it is made to look anything at all like a real penis. It’s so big, pained Danica Dillan can’t even really get it in.
Mario Rossi’s direction on this film was incredibly mixed. Some scenes were good, even hot, where as others were creepy and painful to watch. Mario Rossi’s I Heart Big Toys #24 starts good, but from scene one it decreases in excellence.
Amai Liu’s scene was creepy and made me feel like a pedophile, Danica Dillan’s scene was lackluster and painful to watch, Yurizan Beltran’s scene was way too short, Rebecca Blue is going to make herself sick, and Nikky Thorne and Megan Jones were pretty good. The Marrio Rossi and Digital Sin weren’t lying when they said this film had big toys, but the action is mixed and mostly lacking.
Top 40 Black Adult Stars Collection Volume 2 – of all time!
July 8, 2010 by Dizzy
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Title: Top 40 Black Adult Stars Collection Volume 2
Studio: Video Team/VT
Director: each scene has its own director listed
Starring: “the most popular black superstars of all time”
Rating:
Top 40 Black Adult Stars Collection Volume 2 offers endless scenes of straight on sucking and fucking, and very little more. This impressive 2 disc collection from Video Team features eight hours of 40 stars, 40 “scorching scenes” featuring the “most popular black superstars of all time.”
OF ALL TIME.
Seriously, if all you want are blow jobs and hardcore sex, Top 40 Black Adult Stars Collection Volume 2 gives you just that. This compilation, unlike others I’ve seen, doesn’t compromise quantity over quality, which is a blessing. While no one director is listed, Video Team does a great job in naming all of the actors and actresses who star in each scene, as well as the director who was in charge of their performance, though information isn’t listed on the main menus of the disks.
I hate to say it, but compilations, especially interracial or ebony films, usually have goofy names that sometimes border on the downright insulting. Not so with Top 40 Black Adult Stars Collection Volume 2. Video Team skips the camp and tells you right what they’re offering.
Because Video Team tried so hard to pack in as much action into eight hours as they could, this collection doesn’t waste any time with establishing stories or goofy scenes. There isn’t even any foreplay, unless you count a few blowjobs. It’s mostly just hardcore penetrative fucking – 40 scenes of it.
This type of film is perfect to get off to. Sometimes you just want orgasmic sex, not a long buildup and slow seduction. The women have natural bodies and breasts for the most part, though sometimes their costumes are outrageously slutty, and some of the fake nails are, um… interesting. (But after all, this is porn.) The ladies get nice and wet, which I like to see because even if there’s no foreplay for them (and there’s not) a wet pussy is a sign of a happy pussy.
Some of the scenes have some really wonderful close-ups, and Video Team does a great job of using a collection of scenes from modern, contemporary films, rather than cheap vintage scenes from the early 90s and 80s that no one wants to see anymore. Though, some scenes are left incomplete, giving you no introduction, only the middle, and no end.
With Top 40 Black Adult Stars Collection Volume 2, some scenes did repeat names. So, I’m sure it would be more aptly named Top 40 Black Adult Scenes Collection Volume 2. But this wasn’t a problem for me, because most of the scenes were really great. Some of the women were happy, fun and dirty, and the guys were all too pleased to stick their John into them. Also, there were no interracial scenes – nothing but Black Adult Stars and more Black Adult Stars.
Some things I noticed – there were some threesomes, some condoms, lots of anal sex, some come shots and even some cream pies. There was a minimum of goofy porn music, as many of the scenes were more gonzo in style. The girls come in all shapes and sizes, some with tattoos and piercings, some exotic and some more girl-next-door. The sex takes place everywhere – in the living room, bedroom, garden, pool, and of course, a few random, goofy studios.
For the most part, I really enjoyed Top 40 Black Adult Stars Collection Volume 2. Black porn isn’t always my favorite (I think it can be campier than most porn) but this collection was pretty hot. I liked the variety, and I love the fact that Video Team obviously paid more attention to quality than just quantity. The women were hot (though I wish there was just a teensy bit of foreplay for them), the sex was good enough to get off to, and the men were sculpted like gods.
Ashlynn Brooke’s Adventures in Sex – Are you ready?
June 28, 2010 by Dizzy
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Title: Ashlynn Brooke’s Adventures in Sex
Studio: Digital Sin/New Sensations
Director: Paul Woodcrest and Wicked Sister
Starring: Aslynn Brook, Mick Blue, Rocco Reed, Johnny Castle, Danny Mountain, and Jordan Ash
Rating:
Blonde porn doll Ashlynn Brooke isn’t usually my type of woman, but it was indeed a pleasure to see her put on her best show in Ashlynn Brooke’s Adventures in Sex. Presented by Digital Sin and New Sensations, Ashlynn Brooke shares her favorite sexual encounters with the help of Mick Blue, Rocco Reed, Johnny Castle, Danny Mountain, and Jordan Ash. Directors Paul Woodcrest and Wicked Sister do a good job of bringing out Ashlynns naughtiest assets.
Ashlynn Brooke introduces herself while getting her hair done (though I don’t think skunk hair looks good on anyone, especially porn stars.) She shares a few of her favorite things, and Rocco Reed helps fill in the blanks.
In the kitchen with black panties, an apron and a bra, Ashlynn prepares a snack for her lover. Hunky Rocco comes in and can’t help but rub cooking oil all over Ashlynn’s inviting breasts. They enjoy a lot of kissing, and the shiny cooking oil helps add a sexy, sensual flavor to the scene.
Rocco bends Ashlynn over the kitchen counter, then puts his tongue in her ass while rubbing her shaved pussy. Ashlynn can take three fingers, and after Rocco makes her come she sucks his cock. He smacks her boobs around a bit as they fuck, and her ass gives a great jiggle as they enjoy a myriad of positions in the kitchen. Dinner is forgotten, but both get to enjoy a nice cream pie.
Later, Ashlynn shares a fun poolside story. Looking cute in a pink dress with girlie curls, she starts touching herself while in the hot tub. Mick Blue can’t help but come out to eat her, and while licking her ass he fingers her pussy. The scene gets pretty delicious as they fuck up against a glass sliding door. Once inside they enjoy blow jobs and fucking over the back of the sofa. Ashlynn is a dirty girl who likes a finger in her ass while she’s being fucked, and directors Paul Woodcrest and Wicked Sister do a good job of showing the goods.
Mick fingers Ashlynn with all five of his fingers, and they spend plenty of time sharing kisses and making eye contact with one another, which is a level of intimacy that’s great to see in porn. I personally didn’t find Mick Blue to be very attractive, but he shows Ashlynn a good time. He seems to enjoy fucking her tits and making her taste herself, and after a nice, long, satisfying scene, he comes on her chest.
Next, Ashlynn Brooke shares a great voyeuristic scene. Fingering herself through her nice white panties, she gazes out the window and makes eyes at the camera. This scene starts of slow and gives a great tease, especially when Ashlynn takes out the toy. Her friend Danny comes and helps her along, licking her pussy and using his fingers. Ashlynn treats him with a nice, wet blow job, and the best part of this scene is the attention directors Paul Woodcrest and Wicked Sister pay to the big mirror on the vanity table. This gives the scene all sorts of angles to see Ashlyn and Danny fucking in many positions. Danny Mountain seems to be a good lover, kissing Ashlynn’s feet and eating her out. He finishes off with quite an impressive load.
In a weird, gothic looking chamber, Ashlynn talks about how much she likes water. Touching herself in a room full of candles, she rubs herself next to a bathtub, getting ready for Jordan Ash who waits patiently downstairs. She sucks him off, then enjoys some toe licking. He tastes her pussy, and she lubes up his cock nice and slick with her mouth. When Jordan and Ashlynn fuck, it’s nice and hard. Jordan is pretty attractive, and he grips Ashlynn’s slender neck to get a better grip. Everyone gets super wet in this scene, and while he fucks her from behind the dirty girl likes fingers in hre ass. This scene is pretty hot, and it finishes up with Ashlynn on her knees as Jordan comes on her chest.
Paul Woodcrest and Wicked Sister pay attention to the setting of the final scene. Ashlynn Brooke is cute with a pony tail and daisy dukes. The room is white with lots of light, lavender and black lace. Playing with shadows and illumination, Ashlynn looks pretty as she plays with herself and the camera. She briefly enjoys a little white vibe, then Johnny Castle comes and eats her out a bit. She sucks his cock, and it’s unfortunate that the scene has so little foreplay. They fuck, his dick gets wet, they fuck some more, and dirty Ashlynn enjoys a finger in her ass. She gets super wet and plays with herself, and both Ashlynn and Johnny end up dripping wet with sweat and cum.
Directors Paul Woodcrest and Wicked Sister pay attention to scenes, setting and angles, setting Ashlynn Brooke’s Adventures in Sex a step above your typical porn. Ashlynn may seem like another blonde bimbo, but she’s really a talented and dirty naughty girl who enjoys her sexuality and making men (and women, I’m sure!) squirm. Her partners Mick Blue, Rocco Reed, Johnny Castle, Danny Mountain, and Jordan Ash do a pretty good job of keeping up with her, and Digital Sin/New Sensations has a winner with Ashlynn Brooke’s Adventures in Sex!
Everybody Loves Big Boobies Volume 5 – you know you love it!
April 17, 2010 by Dizzy
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Title: Everybody Loves Big Boobies volume 5
Studio: Adam and Eve
Director: Rosette Kalashnikov
Starring: Lisa Ann, Shyla Stylez, Bree Olson, Alexis Silver, Angelina Valentine, Audrey Bitoni, Briana Banks, Carmella Bing, Jada Fire, Kaylin Fox, Lisa Lipps, Sarah Vandella, Sativa Rose, Shyla Stylez, Vicky Vette, Scott Nails, Marco Banderas, Jordan Lane, Steve Austin, Tyler DaBone, Lee Stone, Will Powers, Ben English, Derrick Pierce, Barrett Blade, Marrio Rossi
Rating: 
As far as compilations go, Adam and Eve usually offers high quality collections focused on a sexy, central theme. Everybody Loves Big Boobies volume 5 is the big boobed gift that keeps on giving. Rosette Kalashnikov presents 4 hours of porn stars with gigantic knockers. What makes this film good is that Everybody Loves Big Boobies has a little something special for everyone.
From Bree Olson: The Five, Bree Olson, Shyla Stylez, and Scott Nails enjoy a threesome after a lacey strip tease. Scott eats out one blonde, then another identical woman appears out of nowhere. Bree and Shyla look a lot alike, especially in this scene. They play with Scott, then this lucky guy switches back and forth, taking turns with his pleasure with the girls. The scene has a tasty conclusion.
From Carmella Inked, Carmella Bing and Marco Banderas enjoy kissing before Carmella strips, revealing her cleverly placed inked. Marco enjoys her whole body (especially her tits), and each curve offers a fun surprise. Carmella sucks Marco’s cock and the two enjoy every corner of the bedroom before he finishes in her mouth. Carmella looks good in this scene, and Marco does a great job of giving her lots of attention.
From Welcome to Boobsville, Carmella Bing and Jordan Lane enjoy slobbery blowjobs. This scene wasn’t one of my favorites, as no one in real life (or in my fantasy imagination) really look or act like this. Carmella is too done-up and Jordan is a big scary muscle bound guy. The dialogue is forced and the sex is superficial. The only thing I liked was the titty-fucking.
From 10 Monster Mug Shots 2, Alexis Silver gives her boobs some very hot loving, then Steve Austin enjoys a point-of-view style blowjob. Usually I like more than sucking cock, but Alexis sure knows how to play up the camera.
In a selection from The Fiesta, Briana Banks and Tyler DaBone enjoy really beautiful lovemaking out on the patio. I didn’t like Briana’s fake boobs, but I loved the fact that this scene was outside on a beautiful garden wall, and they used condoms. Wohoo for protected sex!
From Dirty Love, Lisa Ann and Lee Stone share a lovely encounter in the bedroom. Lee gives Lisa a lot of attention, kissing up and down her body, and the camera man in this scene really captures some great angles. Lisa and Lee get very sweaty in this scene, and we get to enjoy every moment of their passion due to the great mirror on the ceiling. Nice!
Big Dicks Bouncing Tits 2 has Kaylin Fox crawling along on the floor before Will Powers decides to wrap her boobs in plastic. This is a fun addition to what otherwise would have been a goofy scene with wonky make-up and average sized breasts. The best thing about this scene is that Kaylin gets dripping wet, and both she and Will get sweaty.
Lisa Lipps and Ben English enjoy some gigantic fake titties in a brand-new scene. Lisa’s boobs are impossibly fake and her make-up might make her look like a clown, but she puts on a good enough show.
Hot Squirts 4 features Derrick Pierce and Jada Fire. They kiss and grope on the sofa, then Derrick gives Jada some attention. This scene is unbelievably hot with lots of love for the lady, great breasts, lots of passion and aggressive, energetic fucking. Oh yeah, and Jada squirts!
Swing Time is goofy and porn-tastic with Barrett Blade, Sativa Rose and Angelina Valentine in the hot tub. Barrett gets a blowjob, the girls kiss, and the rest of the scene is Barrett going from girl to girl as the other (who is not being fucked) touches herself. This scene totally and completely focuses on the pleasure of the guy, and one of the girls doesn’t even have big boobs. This scene wasn’t very special.
Tell Me What You Want 4 shouldn’t have even made an attempt at a story when the milk man (Mario Rossi) visits Vicky Vette. That’s where the story ends because Vicky starts to address the camera, talking dirty. She gives a great blow job and Mario titty fucks her, but the rest of the scene was pretty standard.
The final scene just so happens to be from a film I’ve reviewed before (and have also seen in other collections), Tits and Ass. Sarah Vandella is indeed a blond bombshell, and she gives a great strip-tease. Her clothes come back on and Derrick Pierce gives her some attention. I love watching Sarah lick her own nipples, and she and Derrick look pretty good together.
Everybody Loves Big Boobies volume 5 is a pretty decent collection of industry standard fucking and big boobs. I don’t really care for implants, but this one is a nice compromise between naturally woman and good sex that they didn’t bother me too much. Rosette Kalashnikov had a good eye when putting together this collection, and after four hours, the stars don’t dim in the slightest.
Featuring the talents of Lisa Ann, Shyla Stylez, Bree Olson, Alexis Silver, Angelina Valentine, Audrey Bitoni, Briana Banks, Carmella Bing, Jada Fire, Kaylin Fox, Lisa Lipps, Sarah Vandella, Sativa Rose, Shyla Stylez, Vicky Vette, Scott Nails, Marco Banderas, Jordan Lane, Steve Austin, Tyler DaBone, Lee Stone, Will Powers, Ben English, Derrick Pierce, Barrett Blade, and Marrio Rossi, there is a lot in Everybody Loves Big Boobs to love – mostly the boobs!
Girl Service – happy trails, bad rock music and dirty encounters
April 8, 2010 by Dizzy
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Title: Girl Service
Studio: Cal Vista Classic
Director: E. Tense
Starring:Caro Keff, Rod Tuiet, “Girl Service was filmed at a time when shooting pornography was illegal. Many of the actors in this film remain anonymous.”
Rating:
Directed by E. Tense during a time when shooting pornography was illegal, Girl Service is a grainy, seedy film full of plenty of lewd vintage fun. Caro Keff and Rod Tuiet are the only names listed on this film about women who are taken against their will then sold to high paying clients looking for a good time. Released in 2009 by Cal Vista Classic, Girl Service offers 60 minutes of loose story connected by threesomes, blowjobs and raunchy retro remastered XXX sex.
Girl Service begins with creepy opening scene showing an unknown woman running from men in a car. Set to the tune of off key rock music, the woman is forced to give a guy some head. Now, this guy is seriously 1970s, complete with side burns and a happy trail that goes on forever. The seedy, greasy driver of the car watches as they fuck.
While the woman is attractive with natural breasts and a lovely body, it was a bit uncomfortable watching a “forced sex” situation, even if she was acting. It’s just hard for me to get off to someone pretending to be rapped. The woman saying “stop” and “it hurts” is just too much for me, even if the acting is so bad the situation can’t be believable. So, after a really cringe-worthy introduction, the woman is left out in the rain and a nice old couple finds her and offers her a meal and a chance to tell her story.
We find out that Alexander sells “merchandise” to Carson, who in turn sells the girls for a higher profit than he paid for them. Though Girl Service starts on a negative note, the rest of the film is actually pretty sexy.
Carson makes a point to sample his merchandise before setting the girls up with rich clientele (or so he claims). He pays a visit to two girls, though it’s hard to hear their conversation over the really awful rock music. The scene, however, has some butt sex, pussy licking and some all around great fucking.
Melinda, meanwhile, is distraught about her abduction, but Karen is happy when she’s sold to a dude with long hair. The guy talks about his fetish, but I couldn’t quite figure out if his fetish was blow jobs or shower sex. Karen and the guy who bought her have some pretty nice shower sex, and he licks her up and down, soap suds included. The scene concludes when he comes on a salad plate and Karen licks it all up.
Meanwhile, Carson finishes up with another girl with lots of 69 and fucking, but the sexiness of the scene is diminished with scenes showing Melinda in the next room crying. When Carson goes to visit Melinda she manages to run away, but once outside she meets a guy named Curtis. She decides it’s a good idea to give Curtis a blowjob on the beach, but ends up recognizing him as Alexander’s driver.
She runs away again, but this time is caught. The movie concludes with Melinda telling her story to the old folks, who have some exciting news for her.
To be perfectly honest, I hate the idea of forced sex or rape, even when it is simulated or acted out. It just makes me uncomfortable. I even like rough sex, but forced sex is just too much. So, I didn’t like the opening scene when Melinda was asking Alexander to stop. I didn’t like the scene between Mr. Carson and his girl with Melinda crying in the next room. So, Girl Service would have been a great film for me if not for the forced sex scenarios.
I love vintage and retro films, the cheesier the better, and Girl Service was pretty tacky, complete with goofy music, haircuts and horrible acting. E. Tense actually had a pretty good eye for camera angles most of the time, and Caro Keff, Rod Tuiet and the unnamed actors and actresses seemed like they had fun (except for Melinda, who spent the whole time crying.)
Another fun, interesting release from Cal Vista Classic, giving us a little piece of sexual history! Buy Girl Service.
Magical.Sexy.Girl = guilty pleasure fun!
March 11, 2010 by Dizzy
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Title: Sexy Magical Girl volume 1: Magical Girl Cometh
Studio: Japanime
Director: Hirohide Shikishima
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I’m a nerd. I’m pretty candid about it. Being a nerd is fun, and sexy, too! One of the best nerd plus sexy combinations is Hentai.
Oh, Hentai. It’s so awful but I can’t help loving it. Hentai, I believe, means “perverted” in Japanese. There’s no better word to describe Japanese sex cartoons, except for maybe “sick” or “twisted.”
That said, I love watching Hentai. It appeals to so many of my geek lusts and desires. Sick, twisted, perverted, yes, but Hentai is a fun way to get a shocking story and your sex, too. I admit that yes, sometimes some very serious prurient lines are crossed. Hentai tends to express the darkest aspects of the human shadow, but like any aspect of humanity, there is the good and the bad, the very, very good, and the horribly, horribly bad.
Lucky for me, Sexy Magical Girl volume 1: Magical Girl Cometh from Japanime and Hirohide Shikishima approached the dark stuff but didn’t dive in. Yes, it’s creepier than most porn and Hentai, but it’s hard to tell a story about tentacle monster demons and not be just a little scary.
Gamelink provides a huge list of films for your pornographic pleasure, including a small but satisfying selection of anime! A few episodes of Sexy Magical Girl are available, and I chose it because it has such an awesome name.
Sexy. Magical. Girl. Despite not having dubbing or subtitles, I know exactly what this anime is about!
Akitoshi is a school boy who has a strange dream about monsters, tentacle rape and a mysterious girl named Ai. Ai looks like an evil, intense, and slightly Emo Sailor Moon but she’s pretty bad-ass. Unfortunately the tentacle demon monster is stronger than she is and after absorbing the bodies of two of Akitoshi’s classmates, it moves onto Ai and violates her as well.
There’s another scream in the night, and though it looks like yet another innocent school girl is about to be tentacle raped by a gang of ruffians, something intervenes.
The next day Akitoshi can’t forget his crazy dream, especially when news of some twisted murders spreads throughout the city. He’s startled when he sees Ai in class, and though he doesn’t remember her from before, everyone insists that she’s always been around.
Curious, Akitoshi follows Ai after school, but he accidentally stumbles upon his classmate Mikage being sexed-up by a group of tentacle-monster-possessed ruffians. Mikage seems to enjoy the encounter, but Akitoshi knows well enough that things aren’t as they should be. He’s caught in his voyeuristic act and while the supernatural monster tries to kill him, the mysterious (and sexy!) girl Ai saves him.
Directed by Hirohide Shikishima, Sexy Magical Girl volume 1: Magical Girl Cometh runs 29 minutes on Gamelink. It’s interesting to note that the very first sexual encounter is tentacle rape, and unfortunately volume 1: Magical Girl Cometh doesn’t really have anything more than that. Despite not having many sexual encounters, I was interested enough in what I saw, and I’m curious to see where Akitoshi and Ai, the Sexy Magical Girl, take us in their adventures against evil!
Gazzman’s Bust Lust – hardcore, lovely breasts
December 25, 2009 by Dizzy
Filed under Miss Dizzy Lizzy, Straight Reviews
Title: Gazzman’s Bust Lust
Studio: Harmony Films
Director: Gazzman
Starring: Jessica Moore, Aiden Starr, Sara Stone, Angelina Ashe, Charley Chase, Jenna Presley, Riley Evans, James Deen, Tony De Sergio, Oliver Sanchez, Marco Banderas, John Strong
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Gazzman’s Bust Lust wasn’t quite as kinky as the DVD jacket made it seem, though the sex was still pretty hardcore and dirty. Featuring the talents of Jessica Moore, Aiden Starr, Sara Stone, Angelina Ashe, Charley Chase, Jenna Presley, Riley Evans, James Deen, Tony De Sergio, Oliver Sanchez, Marco Banderas, John Strong, Gazzman directs these stars through five scenes of babes and boobs for Harmony Films.
Sara Stone and Aiden Starr get down and dirty together with a cigar and a warehouse. Both women take some time to kiss and play around with one another’s ample bosoms while enjoying some fingering, and then they let Tony DeSergio and James Deen out of the cage. Both women take turns switching back and forth between the boys, alternating between sucking and fucking. This scene pays more attention to Aiden and Sara than Tony and James, which isn’t a problem if you want to watch some pretty women play with some delicious breasts. The scene concludes when Tony and James come on the girls’ boobs, then they rub the mess together, giving plenty of dirty talk.
Angelina Ashe is a dirty girl who does a lovely striptease in her red and black corset. This scene features a voice over in which Angelina talks about how she loves to show off her tits. This monologue is a great addition because Angelina is not only sexy, but she sounds smart, natural and educated. Her love comes and gives her boobs some attention (sorry, I couldn’t figure out who this male actor was, even after doing some searching! If you happen to know, let me know and I’ll make a correction, and then give you sexual favors for your effort.) Angelina has an adorable piercing down there, and it’s great to watch her lover eat her. They fuck and she clean shim off a bit, and then they enjoy a few more positions before she gives him a foot job which gives us a great look at her cute ankle tattoo. The scene concludes with him coming on her pussy, then she finishes him off with her mouth.
Charley Chase is featured with another great voice over as she talks about her all natural ladies and how much fun they are. She’s great to look at, with her nipples pierced and her nice round ass. She sucks dick by the pool while another guy shows up behind her. (Again, I have no idea who these dudes are.) The all enjoy some titty fucking but the editing is a bit choppy in this scene. Charley is bent over every which way as she handles both cocks very well, and the scene finishes off as they come on her great breasts.
Jenna Presley is too sexy, dressed in black with latex or electrical tape over her breasts. (Which are, unfortunately, implants.) She plays with the camera a bit, and the scene settles on her blindfolded and bound. (Very hot.) Her lover comes and kisses her, but too soon she is released from the ropes. At least they keep the blindfold on her while she gives a blow job and is quickly penetrated. It’s too bad they don’t give Jenna any foreplay, I would love to have seen her get pleasured! The scene switches back and forth between fucking and sucking. Her lover (again… unknown) very briefly tastes her, then she licks his nuts before he come son her boobs.
Jessica Moore is cute and sociable, wearing fishnets and a red nightie. This blondie jiggles her boobs and tweaks her nipples, then shows off with some ice for John Strong and Marco Banderas. The boys decide to join along with the ice play, and they let her suck their cocks while they play with her tasty nipples. Jessica bends over and takes it in the ass, and John and Marco double penetrate her. They all fuck hard, one guy getting smacked over and over again in the face with her large bust. They finish by coming on her face and ass.
Riley Evans is sexy, dressed in strapy black that hugs her in all the right places. Her voiceover is less natural than the other girl’s, and the forced sexiness is a bit annoying. It’s so cliché that she talks about how much she likes to cocks at one time and suddenly they’re right there for her. But after Tony De Sergio and Oliver Sanchez present themselves to her she gives them blow jobs, then one guy fingers her ass while she fucks the other. This scene has some nice ass sex in a swimming pool, and Tony and Oliver finish by jacking off onto Riley’s boobs.
Gazzman’s Bust Lust is a pretty sexy film with plenty of energetic scenes and lots of hardcore variety. Though not as kinky as the DVD cover made me believe, Harmony still offers a lot to enjoy in this pretty busty film. There is a lot of focus on a lot of delicious boobs, and Jessica Moore, Aiden Starr, Sara Stone, Angelina Ashe, Charley Chase, Jenna Presley, Riley Evans, James Deen, Tony De Sergio, Oliver Sanchez, Marco Banderas, and John Strong all do well (though I wish Harmony had listed the male performers in the scenes along with the women!)
The Crack Pack – you gotta love livin’, baby!
December 24, 2009 by Dizzy
Filed under Miss Dizzy Lizzy, Straight Reviews
Title: The Crack Pack
Studio: Adam and Eve
Director: Joe Gallant
Starring: Bree Olson, Alexis Texas, Louisa Lanewood, Andie Anderson, Kirra Lynne, Sara Stone, Tyler Knight, Dino Bravo, Jack Vegas, Ron Jeremy
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Full of glitz and glam, seduction and charm, The Crack Pack from Joe Gallant and Adam and Eve was probably one of the sexiest and most fun adult films I’ve ever seen. Not only were the sex scenes hot, but even the filler stuff was more than memorable. Bree Olson and Dino Bravo put on the charms, but Alexis Texas, Louisa Lanewood, Andie Anderson, Kirra Lynne, Sara Stone, Tyler Knight, Jack Vegas, and even Ron Jeremy all put on a great show that make Crack Pack more than just a Rat Pack parody with sex. It’s show biz, baby.
The Crack Pack takes place in timeless Las Vegas, Nevada, with Dino Bravo telling his woeful tale of seduction, love and loss. The story is snazzy and fun, with lots of go-go dancers and big band music. (The two disc bonus set has a lot of these great special features!) Ron Jeremy (as Crack Pack manager Lenny St. Stevens) warms us up with a few jokes, the guys sing, the dame dance, then Lenny tells his boys that he wants to mix up their act by adding a few girls. Though Dino, Tyler and Jack insist that they don’t need no broads, the broads just can’t keep away.
Jack Vegas is greeted by an angry broad when he goes home to Alexis Texas. Alexis was once one of the best strippers in the city but now she gets to sit by while Jack plays around on the side. The new maid, Daphne (Bree Olson) watches as they fight and then fuck, and she confesses to Mister Vegas that she wants to be a dancer like her mistress.
With Alexis’ hands tied behind her back, Jack invites Daphne to treat them to a strip tease. They spend the rest of the scene sucking, licking and fucking. While Jack Vegas is a participant in this scene, he is not an active player. Alexis and Bree steal the show as they play together, using Jack as more of a toy than a lover. Something tells me he doesn’t mind.
Little Daphne then wanders into a strip club and accidentally finds herself on stage. The cat calls encourage her to strip, and what follows is one of the sexiest strip teases I’ve ever seen before in my life ever. EVER. Seriously, if more strippers were this sexy I’d spend a lot of my time at night clubs. Bree’s strip tease proves that it is indeed possible to be sexy and classy at the same time (and the accompanying band on stage with her helps, too.) Dino Bravo is in the crowd and before he knows it he’s in love. Daphne goes to the top with her talents, but alas, their love just isn’t meant to be.
Meanwhile, Mr. St. Stevens is still trying to find the perfect female addition to the boy’s trio when he meets Andie Anderson. This scene was just a little bit over the top. Poor Andie has a bad accent and bad botox and a bad boob job. Yikes! She “auditions” for the four men (Tyler Knight, Dino Bravo, Jack Vegas, and Ron Jeremy), but eventually settles on Jack Vegas. Andie’s mouth goes crazy on Jack’s cock, and she can’t stop talking dirty. For all of her physical oddities, Andie is a dirty girl who puts on a good show with lots of cock sucking and butt sex.
Dino Bravo has moved on from Daphne and is looking for a new leading lady. While Carli (Sara Stone) auditions for him his mind wanders to charming, fun fantasies of them together. After the audition he invites her to his house, but she wants to add her magician friends to the act. To convince Dino they start messing around, and Sarah has some great breasts just perfect for titty fucking. This scene doesn’t have any foreplay for the lady, but Sarah looks great in garters and stockings.
Tyler Knight is having his own problems, however, when Kirra Lynne blows in from the Windy City. She wants a chance to audition for the group, too, and she’ll stop at nothing to get what she wants. After a strip tease Kirra successfully seduces Tyler, and he rewards her with plenty of great, delicious, amazing foreplay. This scene has lots of fingering, ass licking, foot and toe fun and dirty talk. After some wild and crazy sex, Tyler comes on Kirra’s perky little ass. This scene was so good I didn’t want it to end.
Later at Lenny St. Stevens’ nightclub, the crowd is seduced by Sara Stone’s magician friends. While the Crack Pack’s attention is diverted, the real magic is happening behind the scenes…
After the disaster at the night club, Dino confesses that he misses his one true love. He and Daphne decide to hook up one last time. As much as I loved Dino Bravo and Bree Olson in the Crack Pack, I feel as if too much anticipation went into this scene and it wasn’t as exciting as I had hoped for, though it was pretty sweet and romantic.
Dino gives Daphne a backrub, then binds her hands with his tie as he eats her. Bree uses her mouth on him, then they fuck. These are two incredibly attractive people having pretty-person sex, and Dino comes on Bree’s face.
I really loved the direction Joe Gallant took with the Crack Pack. It was classy, sexy, snazzy, glitzy, seductive, fun, funny, steamy and all of those wonderful things rolled up into five scenes that ranged from good to great. Bree Olson, Alexis Texas, Louisa Lanewood, Andie Anderson, Kirra Lynne, Sara Stone, Tyler Knight, Dino Bravo, Jack Vegas, and even Ron Jeremy all look like they belong on a retro movie set, and I bet they had a great time putting together this wonderful production from Adam and Eve.
If you are fortunate enough to pick up a double disk of the Crack Pack, bonus features include more scenes with Bree Olson, a strip join diary, the “Rat Pack” routine with Tyler, Dino and Jack, behind the scenes footage, a sex scene with Ron Jeremy, a photo gallery, web and phone sex info, and a special bonus scene from Young Hollywood with Mandy Morbid and Lystra Meadows. Yowza!
Private Specials 26 – dressed to cum and getting very dirty
December 22, 2009 by Dizzy
Filed under Miss Dizzy Lizzy, Straight Reviews
Title: Private Specials 26 – Dressed to Cum
Studio: Private
Director: J.F. Ramagnoli
Starring: Alix, Angel Pink, C.J., Ella, Jessica Moore, Lea Lexus, Lucy Belle, Tarra White, Alex, Denis Marti, Lauro Giotto, Leslie Taylor, Ricardo Bell, Sabby
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(A disclaimer before you read – Though the guys were listed, I had a hard time figuring out which male talents were featured in which scene! If you happen to have any knowledge on the matter, please leave a comment and I’ll be more than happy to make the additions. My apologies, and thanks so much!)
I haven’t seen much Europorn, but there are a few things I can conclude about how people have sex across the pond based off of my viewing of the satin and nylon fetish film Private Specials 26 – Dressed to Cum.
First, everyone has sex all the time in every situation. All of the women wear silk shirts, and everyone keeps their clothes on (or dare I say, everyone is Dressed to Cum?) When it comes to sex, the wetter the better. This includes spit, wine, energy drinks, and come. Finally, Old World sex is very, very raunchy. From J.F. Ramagnoli and Private, the large cast of Alix, Angel Pink, C.J., Ella, Jessica Moore, Lea Lexus, Lucy Belle, Tarra White, Alex, Denis Marti, Lauro Giotto, Leslie Taylor, Ricardo Bell, and Sabby put on a dirty, dirty show.
Lauro Giotto and Ella come back to their hotel room after a drunken date and Lauro can barely keep his hands off of slick and silky Ella. CJ comes to deliver room service and while they don’t have a tip for her, Lauro is totally packing.
Both Lauro and Ella are quick to jump little CJ, and they enjoy champagne out of her ass. They all take turns with one another in this raunchy scene, and Lauro seems incredibly pleased with his “dirty bitches!” as he directs them in every way he wants them. Ella and CJ are all to eager to comply to his desires. Lauro gets super sweaty as he handles the two women, and he finishes by jacking off onto CJ’s head (this was a bit weird) and making Ella lick it off.
Lea Lexus is having problems controlling her classroom full of rowdy, raunchy boys. When the bell rings she makes Denis Marti stay behind for some special one-on-one instruction. When teacher is on her knees giving a super hot blow job, Denis’ three friends come to check on him. Rather than hiding her shame, Ms. Lexus invites them all to join in. She gives each boy some special attention with her mouth, and one takes out his energy drink and pours it all over her. (Weird. Is there an energy drink fetish I don’t know about?)
Lea Lexus is great about handling four cocks at once, and when one is busy getting her attention, the others are generous to give their teacher some attention in return. This scene is long and dirty, and there are some pretty graphic sounds when the boys are doubling teaming Lea. (While I understand that butt sex can be pretty messy by nature, it’s just strange to hear it in porn.)
Tarra White and Lucy Belle are drunk and horny when they stumble upon a street urchin rummaging in the alleyway. The two women mock and seduce him, giving him kisses and a blow job. Tarra and Lucy pay as much attention to each other as they do the homeless dude, and the scene quickly dives into ass and ball licking and butt sexy. Dirty on so many levels!
Aliz and her boyfriend are pleased to hear his clean bill of health when his friends come by to give him a get well present. The happy couple can’t keep their hands off of one another, and the boyfriend is feeling healthy enough to show the group of men (plus doctor) his woman’s ass. Doc is quick to help himself, and Aliz is eager to show her love and gratitude by offering her services. After lots of blowjobs, there is even more double penetration and men touching themselves as Aliz is being doubly penetrated.
Angel Pink and Jessica Moore are victimized by a drunk and horny police officer why they are locked up in a cell. Sensing his vulnerability, the women are all too happy to oblige his desires. They take turns drinking wine, kissing and blowing him from between the bars. He goes inside the cell and plays with their tits, and then Angel and Jessica take turns using him. This scene has some great pussy and ass fucking, and it concludes when the office spills wine and come on Jessica’s chest. Angel is all too eager to lick it all up.
Though Dressed to Cum has super campy stories, the sex was extraordinarily hard core and raunchy. With so many performers doing so many things to so many people, it was a bit hard keeping track of who was whom, but Alix, Angel Pink, C.J., Ella, Jessica Moore, Lea Lexus, Lucy Belle, Tarra White, Alex, Denis Marti, Lauro Giotto, Leslie Taylor, Ricardo Bell, and Sabby were all great and dirty.
The scenes were all really long and fulfilling, and in the end, everyone ended up covered with spit, come, slobber, alcohol, wine, energy drink and who knows what else? If you like getting fancy clothes messy with dirty sex, Private Specials 26 – dressed to cum from J.F. Ramagnoli and Private offers a satin clinging good romp.
