Gazzman’s Bust Lust – hardcore, lovely breasts

Title: Gazzman’s Bust Lust
Studio: Harmony Films
Director: Gazzman
Starring: Jessica Moore, Aiden Starr, Sara Stone, Angelina Ashe, Charley Chase, Jenna Presley, Riley Evans, James Deen, Tony De Sergio, Oliver Sanchez, Marco Banderas, John Strong
Rating:

Gazzman’s Bust Lust wasn’t quite as kinky as the DVD jacket made it seem, though the sex was still pretty hardcore and dirty. Featuring the talents of Jessica Moore, Aiden Starr, Sara Stone, Angelina Ashe, Charley Chase, Jenna Presley, Riley Evans, James Deen, Tony De Sergio, Oliver Sanchez, Marco Banderas, John Strong, Gazzman directs these stars through five scenes of babes and boobs for Harmony Films.

Sara Stone and Aiden Starr get down and dirty together with a cigar and a warehouse. Both women take some time to kiss and play around with one another’s ample bosoms while enjoying some fingering, and then they let Tony DeSergio and James Deen out of the cage. Both women take turns switching back and forth between the boys, alternating between sucking and fucking. This scene pays more attention to Aiden and Sara than Tony and James, which isn’t a problem if you want to watch some pretty women play with some delicious breasts. The scene concludes when Tony and James come on the girls’ boobs, then they rub the mess together, giving plenty of dirty talk.

Angelina Ashe is a dirty girl who does a lovely striptease in her red and black corset. This scene features a voice over in which Angelina talks about how she loves to show off her tits. This monologue is a great addition because Angelina is not only sexy, but she sounds smart, natural and educated. Her love comes and gives her boobs some attention (sorry, I couldn’t figure out who this male actor was, even after doing some searching! If you happen to know, let me know and I’ll make a correction, and then give you sexual favors for your effort.) Angelina has an adorable piercing down there, and it’s great to watch her lover eat her. They fuck and she clean shim off a bit, and then they enjoy a few more positions before she gives him a foot job which gives us a great look at her cute ankle tattoo. The scene concludes with him coming on her pussy, then she finishes him off with her mouth.

Charley Chase is featured with another great voice over as she talks about her all natural ladies and how much fun they are. She’s great to look at, with her nipples pierced and her nice round ass. She sucks dick by the pool while another guy shows up behind her. (Again, I have no idea who these dudes are.) The all enjoy some titty fucking but the editing is a bit choppy in this scene. Charley is bent over every which way as she handles both cocks very well, and the scene finishes off as they come on her great breasts.

Jenna Presley is too sexy, dressed in black with latex or electrical tape over her breasts. (Which are, unfortunately, implants.) She plays with the camera a bit, and the scene settles on her blindfolded and bound. (Very hot.) Her lover comes and kisses her, but too soon she is released from the ropes. At least they keep the blindfold on her while she gives a blow job and is quickly penetrated. It’s too bad they don’t give Jenna any foreplay, I would love to have seen her get pleasured! The scene switches back and forth between fucking and sucking. Her lover (again… unknown) very briefly tastes her, then she licks his nuts before he come son her boobs.

Jessica Moore is cute and sociable, wearing fishnets and a red nightie. This blondie jiggles her boobs and tweaks her nipples, then shows off with some ice for John Strong and Marco Banderas. The boys decide to join along with the ice play, and they let her suck their cocks while they play with her tasty nipples. Jessica bends over and takes it in the ass, and John and Marco double penetrate her. They all fuck hard, one guy getting smacked over and over again in the face with her large bust. They finish by coming on her face and ass.

Riley Evans is sexy, dressed in strapy black that hugs her in all the right places. Her voiceover is less natural than the other girl’s, and the forced sexiness is a bit annoying. It’s so cliché that she talks about how much she likes to cocks at one time and suddenly they’re right there for her. But after Tony De Sergio and Oliver Sanchez present themselves to her she gives them blow jobs, then one guy fingers her ass while she fucks the other. This scene has some nice ass sex in a swimming pool, and Tony and Oliver finish by jacking off onto Riley’s boobs.

Gazzman’s Bust Lust is a pretty sexy film with plenty of energetic scenes and lots of hardcore variety. Though not as kinky as the DVD cover made me believe, Harmony still offers a lot to enjoy in this pretty busty film. There is a lot of focus on a lot of delicious boobs, and Jessica Moore, Aiden Starr, Sara Stone, Angelina Ashe, Charley Chase, Jenna Presley, Riley Evans, James Deen, Tony De Sergio, Oliver Sanchez, Marco Banderas, and John Strong all do well (though I wish Harmony had listed the male performers in the scenes along with the women!)

The Crack Pack – you gotta love livin’, baby!

Title: The Crack Pack
Studio: Adam and Eve
Director: Joe Gallant
Starring: Bree Olson, Alexis Texas, Louisa Lanewood, Andie Anderson, Kirra Lynne, Sara Stone, Tyler Knight, Dino Bravo, Jack Vegas, Ron Jeremy
Rating:

Full of glitz and glam, seduction and charm, The Crack Pack from Joe Gallant and Adam and Eve was probably one of the sexiest and most fun adult films I’ve ever seen. Not only were the sex scenes hot, but even the filler stuff was more than memorable. Bree Olson and Dino Bravo put on the charms, but Alexis Texas, Louisa Lanewood, Andie Anderson, Kirra Lynne, Sara Stone, Tyler Knight, Jack Vegas, and even Ron Jeremy all put on a great show that make Crack Pack more than just a Rat Pack parody with sex. It’s show biz, baby.

The Crack Pack takes place in timeless Las Vegas, Nevada, with Dino Bravo telling his woeful tale of seduction, love and loss. The story is snazzy and fun, with lots of go-go dancers and big band music. (The two disc bonus set has a lot of these great special features!) Ron Jeremy (as Crack Pack manager Lenny St. Stevens) warms us up with a few jokes, the guys sing, the dame dance, then Lenny tells his boys that he wants to mix up their act by adding a few girls. Though Dino, Tyler and Jack insist that they don’t need no broads, the broads just can’t keep away.

Jack Vegas is greeted by an angry broad when he goes home to Alexis Texas. Alexis was once one of the best strippers in the city but now she gets to sit by while Jack plays around on the side. The new maid, Daphne (Bree Olson) watches as they fight and then fuck, and she confesses to Mister Vegas that she wants to be a dancer like her mistress.

With Alexis’ hands tied behind her back, Jack invites Daphne to treat them to a strip tease. They spend the rest of the scene sucking, licking and fucking. While Jack Vegas is a participant in this scene, he is not an active player. Alexis and Bree steal the show as they play together, using Jack as more of a toy than a lover. Something tells me he doesn’t mind.

Little Daphne then wanders into a strip club and accidentally finds herself on stage. The cat calls encourage her to strip, and what follows is one of the sexiest strip teases I’ve ever seen before in my life ever. EVER. Seriously, if more strippers were this sexy I’d spend a lot of my time at night clubs. Bree’s strip tease proves that it is indeed possible to be sexy and classy at the same time (and the accompanying band on stage with her helps, too.) Dino Bravo is in the crowd and before he knows it he’s in love. Daphne goes to the top with her talents, but alas, their love just isn’t meant to be.

Meanwhile, Mr. St. Stevens is still trying to find the perfect female addition to the boy’s trio when he meets Andie Anderson. This scene was just a little bit over the top. Poor Andie has a bad accent and bad botox and a bad boob job. Yikes! She “auditions” for the four men (Tyler Knight, Dino Bravo, Jack Vegas, and Ron Jeremy), but eventually settles on Jack Vegas. Andie’s mouth goes crazy on Jack’s cock, and she can’t stop talking dirty. For all of her physical oddities, Andie is a dirty girl who puts on a good show with lots of cock sucking and butt sex.

Dino Bravo has moved on from Daphne and is looking for a new leading lady. While Carli (Sara Stone) auditions for him his mind wanders to charming, fun fantasies of them together. After the audition he invites her to his house, but she wants to add her magician friends to the act. To convince Dino they start messing around, and Sarah has some great breasts just perfect for titty fucking. This scene doesn’t have any foreplay for the lady, but Sarah looks great in garters and stockings.

Tyler Knight is having his own problems, however, when Kirra Lynne blows in from the Windy City. She wants a chance to audition for the group, too, and she’ll stop at nothing to get what she wants. After a strip tease Kirra successfully seduces Tyler, and he rewards her with plenty of great, delicious, amazing foreplay. This scene has lots of fingering, ass licking, foot and toe fun and dirty talk. After some wild and crazy sex, Tyler comes on Kirra’s perky little ass. This scene was so good I didn’t want it to end.

Later at Lenny St. Stevens’ nightclub, the crowd is seduced by Sara Stone’s magician friends. While the Crack Pack’s attention is diverted, the real magic is happening behind the scenes…

After the disaster at the night club, Dino confesses that he misses his one true love. He and Daphne decide to hook up one last time. As much as I loved Dino Bravo and Bree Olson in the Crack Pack, I feel as if too much anticipation went into this scene and it wasn’t as exciting as I had hoped for, though it was pretty sweet and romantic.

Dino gives Daphne a backrub, then binds her hands with his tie as he eats her. Bree uses her mouth on him, then they fuck. These are two incredibly attractive people having pretty-person sex, and Dino comes on Bree’s face.

I really loved the direction Joe Gallant took with the Crack Pack. It was classy, sexy, snazzy, glitzy, seductive, fun, funny, steamy and all of those wonderful things rolled up into five scenes that ranged from good to great. Bree Olson, Alexis Texas, Louisa Lanewood, Andie Anderson, Kirra Lynne, Sara Stone, Tyler Knight, Dino Bravo, Jack Vegas, and even Ron Jeremy all look like they belong on a retro movie set, and I bet they had a great time putting together this wonderful production from Adam and Eve.

If you are fortunate enough to pick up a double disk of the Crack Pack, bonus features include more scenes with Bree Olson, a strip join diary, the “Rat Pack” routine with Tyler, Dino and Jack, behind the scenes footage, a sex scene with Ron Jeremy, a photo gallery, web and phone sex info, and a special bonus scene from Young Hollywood with Mandy Morbid and Lystra Meadows. Yowza!

Real College Girls Lesbian Stories #3 – cute girls having fun and orgasms!

Title: Real College Girls Lesbian Stories #3
Studio: Hustler
Director: Andre Madness
Starring: Winter Sky, Marie McCray, Katya, Victoria Lawson, Eden Adams, Alexa Jordan, Georgia Jones, Alyssa Reece, Charlie Laine, Lisa Neils
Rating:

Andre Madness presents another great girl-on-girl production with Hustler’s Real College Girls Lesbian Stories #3! Featuring the real-life college girls who are trying to earn a few extra dollars for books and fun.  Winter Sky, Marie McCray, Katya, Victoria Lawson, Eden Adams, Alexa Jordan, Georgia Jones, Alyssa Reece, Charlie Laine, and Lisa Neils love their jobs almost as much as they love other college girls!

Georgia Jones and Alyssa Reece cuddle on a sofa as they talk about school, cheerleading, co-eds and porn. These two cute brunettes look so cute together! We get to enjoy a great split-screen strip tease, then Georgia is eager to get her mouth on Alyssa’s cute breasts.

Alyssa goes down on Georgia’s natural pussy, then she uses a great, colorful toy on her. It’s so pretty! After making Georgia come, Alyssa gets to use a purple vibe, and they fill the room with the sounds of their pleasure. Both girls enjoy coming and kissing, and the scene concludes with more from the colorful toy.

Cute brunette Charlie Laine and blonde Lisa Neils talk about how they like girls and their first college lesbian experiences. Lisa has so much personality! They do a strip tease which isn’t really anything aside from them rocking back and forth while getting undressed, but Ms. Neils makes up for it with her great rack.

The girls kiss and Lisa fingers Charlie, begging her to sit on her face. Lisa is already dripping wet when it’s her turn for some nice fingering and she comes quickly. They use a glass toy on Charlie, making her come again and again, before switching to a hot pink vibe for Lisa. The scene concludes when they settle on a black toy for Charlie.

Alexa Jordan and Eden Adams talk about what they’re studying in school and how much they like girls and porn more than school. Alexa and Eden both have really sexy stories to tell before they share their strip teasing.

They kiss and talk dirty to one another. Eden wants so many fingers, and then settles on a blue toy with crazy attachments. Alexa wants Eden’s tongue in her ass, and then Eden tongue fucks Alexa as she spanks her ass. They then move onto a pretty glass toy, and Alexa plays with herself while she’s playing with Eden. The dirty scene concludes with the girls sucking on a double dong, seeing who can throat it the deepest.

Brunette Winter Sky and ginger-girl Marie McCray share their first lesbian stories. They’re interesting but Marie’s laugh is a bit annoying. The girls strip tease, and Marie makes up for her goofy laugh with some really amazing tongue action on Winter’s pussy, though winter can’t stop doing the really weird porn hissing thing. (buh) They use a giant vibrating toy on Winter in this slow, sensual scene, and Marie finishes up by using a little vibrator on herself.

Foreign hottie Katja sits outside with Victoria Lawson. Their dialogue is a bit awkward and forced, but Katja has a hot accent and the strip tease is cute. They lick gently with lots of moaning, switching back and forth. Both girls enjoy a purple toy and a little metal dildo, and it’s so cute to hear Katja moan “I like when you touch my clit with this metal dick.” The girls get super wet, and this sensual scene is a nice, satisfying conclusion to the collection.

Andre Madness does a great job of varying up the intensity of the scenes, switching from fun to hot to sensual to dirty to sweet and so on. Hustler delivers a great co-ed film with super cute, super hot, really talented and fun real college girls in Real College Girls Lesbian Stories #3.

I really enjoyed watching Winter Sky, Marie McCray, Katya, Victoria Lawson, Eden Adams, Alexa Jordan, Georgia Jones, Alyssa Reece, Charlie Laine, and Lisa Neils, though I’m not sure how I feel about their strip teases. They’re sexy, but there’s something more natural about watching people undress during the act of love making, rather than being presented immediately in the nude. The strip teases weren’t bad at all, just not my preference. I guess I just like the act of unwrapping my presents!

Private Specials 26 – dressed to cum and getting very dirty

Title: Private Specials 26 – Dressed to Cum
Studio: Private
Director: J.F. Ramagnoli
Starring: Alix, Angel Pink, C.J., Ella, Jessica Moore, Lea Lexus, Lucy Belle, Tarra White, Alex, Denis Marti, Lauro Giotto, Leslie Taylor, Ricardo Bell, Sabby
Rating:

(A disclaimer before you read – Though the guys were listed, I had a hard time figuring out which male talents were featured in which scene! If you happen to have any knowledge on the matter, please leave a comment and I’ll be more than happy to make the additions. My apologies, and thanks so much!)

I haven’t seen much Europorn, but there are a few things I can conclude about how people have sex across the pond based off of my viewing of the satin and nylon fetish film Private Specials 26 – Dressed to Cum.

First, everyone has sex all the time in every situation. All of the women wear silk shirts, and everyone keeps their clothes on (or dare I say, everyone is Dressed to Cum?) When it comes to sex, the wetter the better. This includes spit, wine, energy drinks, and come. Finally, Old World sex is very, very raunchy. From J.F. Ramagnoli and Private, the large cast of Alix, Angel Pink, C.J., Ella, Jessica Moore, Lea Lexus, Lucy Belle, Tarra White, Alex, Denis Marti, Lauro Giotto, Leslie Taylor, Ricardo Bell, and Sabby put on a dirty, dirty show.

Lauro Giotto and Ella come back to their hotel room after a drunken date and Lauro can barely keep his hands off of slick and silky Ella. CJ comes to deliver room service and while they don’t have a tip for her, Lauro is totally packing.

Both Lauro and Ella are quick to jump little CJ, and they enjoy champagne out of her ass. They all take turns with one another in this raunchy scene, and Lauro seems incredibly pleased with his “dirty bitches!” as he directs them in every way he wants them. Ella and CJ are all to eager to comply to his desires. Lauro gets super sweaty as he handles the two women, and he finishes by jacking off onto CJ’s head (this was a bit weird) and making Ella lick it off.

Lea Lexus is having problems controlling her classroom full of rowdy, raunchy boys. When the bell rings she makes Denis Marti stay behind for some special one-on-one instruction. When teacher is on her knees giving a super hot blow job, Denis’ three friends come to check on him. Rather than hiding her shame, Ms. Lexus invites them all to join in. She gives each boy some special attention with her mouth, and one takes out his energy drink and pours it all over her. (Weird. Is there an energy drink fetish I don’t know about?)

Lea Lexus is great about handling four cocks at once, and when one is busy getting her attention, the others are generous to give their teacher some attention in return. This scene is long and dirty, and there are some pretty graphic sounds when the boys are doubling teaming Lea. (While I understand that butt sex can be pretty messy by nature, it’s just strange to hear it in porn.)

Tarra White and Lucy Belle are drunk and horny when they stumble upon a street urchin rummaging in the alleyway. The two women mock and seduce him, giving him kisses and a blow job. Tarra and Lucy pay as much attention to each other as they do the homeless dude, and the scene quickly dives into ass and ball licking and butt sexy. Dirty on so many levels!

Aliz and her boyfriend are pleased to hear his clean bill of health when his friends come by to give him a get well present. The happy couple can’t keep their hands off of one another, and the boyfriend is feeling healthy enough to show the group of men (plus doctor) his woman’s ass. Doc is quick to help himself, and Aliz is eager to show her love and gratitude by offering her services. After lots of blowjobs, there is even more double penetration and men touching themselves as Aliz is being doubly penetrated.

Angel Pink and Jessica Moore are victimized by a drunk and horny police officer why they are locked up in a cell. Sensing his vulnerability, the women are all too happy to oblige his desires. They take turns drinking wine, kissing and blowing him from between the bars. He goes inside the cell and plays with their tits, and then Angel and Jessica take turns using him. This scene has some great pussy and ass fucking, and it concludes when the office spills wine and come on Jessica’s chest. Angel is all too eager to lick it all up.

Though Dressed to Cum has super campy stories, the sex was extraordinarily hard core and raunchy. With so many performers doing so many things to so many people, it was a bit hard keeping track of who was whom, but Alix, Angel Pink, C.J., Ella, Jessica Moore, Lea Lexus, Lucy Belle, Tarra White, Alex, Denis Marti, Lauro Giotto, Leslie Taylor, Ricardo Bell, and Sabby were all great and dirty.

The scenes were all really long and fulfilling, and in the end, everyone ended up covered with spit, come, slobber, alcohol, wine, energy drink and who knows what else? If you like getting fancy clothes messy with dirty sex, Private Specials 26 – dressed to cum from J.F. Ramagnoli and Private offers a satin clinging good romp.

Fuck Machines 6 – engineering degrees gone to a good use

Title: Fuck Machines 6
Studio: JM Productions
Director: Jim Powers
Starring: Victoria Sweet, Holly West, Jordana James, Bailey Brooks, Kiera King
Rating:

From JM Productions and Jim Powers, Fuck Machines 6 offers five scenes of pretty girls getting fucked by some pretty impressive hardware. Featuring Victoria Sweet, Holly West, Jordana James, Bailey Brooks, Kiera King, these girls don’t seem to mind letting thee machines do all of the work!

Victoria Sweet’s scene is by far the most impressive of the whole collection. The living room she’s tied up in features a giant mirror, letting the viewer see her from two angles. A creepy guy in rubber gloves wearing a doctor/butcher’s coat sets up his various power tools, then drops Victoria into a chair. He pour gallons of lube down her throat (not really, but still ew) and suddenly Victoria is no longer terrified but incredibly aroused.

They use a pussy pump to suction her vagina, then he uses a handhold mixer with a dong in her mouth and her vagina. I’m so impressed with Victoria being able to not choke, bite her tongue off, or break her teeth. She then is fucked by a power drill, then one of those giant fuck machines that uses levers. Lovely Victoria Sweet is used in both of her holes and in a few different positions, and is finally finished with some double dong fuck machine action. Wow.

Holly West’s scene is strangely vanilla compared to Victoria’s, though I feel weird calling anything with double dong fuck machines “vanilla.” Setup poolside with a few machines, Holly touches herself then uses her mouth to wet the dong. She lets it titty fuck her, then is penetrated from a few different angles. This squeaky clean girl can get kinky, though, as she lets the machines use all of her holes, though she’s not very passionate about it.

Jordana James is woken up and seduced by her machine while trying to sleep. (Because all women sleep with so much makeup on.) She has such a dirty mouth as she address her machine as a lover, and she plays with it like it craves the attention, rubbing it against her and sucking on the dong. Jordana first lets it fuck her from behind, then she uses her mouth and lets it fuck her some more. The machine gives her a great orgasm, thus giving this scene just enough passion.

Kiera King’s lover doesn’t want to fuck her. He wants to watch her get fucked. By machines. She’s reluctant at first, but soon warms up to the machines, especially after she’s warms the dongs with her mouth. There are so many machines presented to Kiera, and she switches toys very often, using all of her holes. She decides that the toys feel like the real thing, and after a hard orgasm, her body is numb from the pleasure.

Bailey Brooks is surprised to find a toy waiting for her on her bed. So excited, she flips the switch and touches herself while licking the toy. Bailey is great at making eyes at the camera, especially as she lets the toy use all of her holes. In the end, however, she rubs herself until she comes, talking dirty for her audience.

Maybe I’m just becoming desensitized, but Fuck Machines 6 wasn’t quite as kinky as I thought it would be. Aside from the first scene, all of the machines were the same, with the girls all doing the same things to them. Victoria Sweet was really spectacular, however, and I feel as if watching her very kinky and almost shocking scene made the others pale by comparison.

Victoria Sweet, Holly West, Jordana James, Bailey Brooks, and Kiera King are all bold women for being willing to take scary looking machine toys in all of their wholes, and JM Productions and Jim Powers do a good job of presenting kinks in a way everyone can enjoy.

Now the question is – would you use one?

Memoirs of a Gusher – pack a raincoat!

Title: Memoirs of a Gusher 5
Studio: Pink Visual
Director: unlisted
Starring: Sophie Dee, Katherine Lee, Nikki Hilton, Jaime Tyler, Carmella Santiago, Chris Strokes, Rick Masters, Ethan, some other guy
Rating:

Holy crap, these girls come a lot. And they come easily, too. I’ve seen squirting, sure, but I’ve never seen gushing, and I’ve never seen a gushing movie. Memoirs of a Gusher 5 from Pink Visual was crazy, and it was much sexier than I thought it would be. It was so good it was almost… distracting.

Sophie Dee is a cute brunette girl from Wales with an interesting accent, an almost annoying voice, and fishnets. She has a really fun personality which really ads to the excitement of this scene. Chris Strokes is prepared with his rain jacket and galoshes and Sophie gives him some crazy head before he sticks it in her.

Despite the total lack of foreplay, she comes almost right away. It gushes all over the camera. And then she comes again and it drips off of her shoes. The rest of the scene features Chris and Sophie switching positions and Sophie gushing, literally gushing, everywhere. She comes so many times that she loses count. In the end, Chris comes on her chest.

Katherine Lee is a cute Chinese girl who shows off her body and then starts playing with herself. Rick Masters rubs some baby oil on her then eats and fingers her. While sucking him off she touches herself, then he flips her upside down for some topsy-turvy 69 action. Rick fucks Katherine pretty hard, and she likes it.

Katherine and Rick enjoy a lot of positions and Rick is soon dripping with sweat. He goes crazy eating her. Seriously, I’ve never seen a man go so nuts eating vagina. She squirts when he fingers her, and then he rubs himself off onto her. Kathering Lee isn’t as engaging as Sophie and she doesn’t gush as much, but this was still a sexy scene!

Nikki Hilton doesn’t have the hottest body, but she knows how to work two men at one time. She undresses quickly and drops to her knees to service both guys. She mounts one guy and uses her mouth on the other, and then comes right away. Nikki keeps on coming. She gushes so much it’s hard to keep track. Over and over again. Over and over. Poor Nikki starts to get tired, so after she gushes over 20 times, the rest of the scene focuses on the things she does to the guys until both men get off.

Jaime Tyler claims to have first squirted when she was 13. The scene begins with her sucking Ethan off, and she quickly undresses from her jean skirt. Ethan fingers and eaters her, then uses a vibrator. Jaime plays with herself until she comes and gushes. The rest of the scene is pretty short and Jaime doesn’t seem to come any more, but Ethan gets off on her face.

Carmella Santiago is a super skinny 20-year-old Puerto Rican who talks about her likes and dislikes. I have the bias of liking women with a little more meat on their bones, and poor Carmella could stand to have a little more cushin’ for the pushin’!

That said, Carmella is a lot of fun to watch, and her scene is a great conclusion to the disk. She strips down and plays with herself, then lets her darkly delicious costar finger her until she comes. She sucks him off and then he fucks her on the sofa. Carmella Santiago comes about a half a dozen times, and the scene concludes as her co-worker comes on her face.

Pink Visual’s Memoirs of a Gusher 5 was a surprisingly sexy film featuring the gushers Carmella Santiago, Sophie Dee, and Nikki Hilton, as well as the slightly squirters Jaime Tyler and Katherine Lee.

Like other movies from Pink Visual, the Talking Camera Guy plays very prominently into the whole disk, though the camera dudes weren’t as annoying in this disk as Pink Visual productions I’ve seen. Which leaves me with only one concern – what happens to women who gush so much? Do they get dehydrated? That’s a lot of liquid! I’m mean seriously. Wow.

Young Girls Next Door – cute girls do greasy dudes

Title: Young Girls Next Door
Studio: Adam and Eve Pictures
Director: Andre Madness
Starring: Marie McCray, Lila Lovely, Natasha Nice, Audrianna Angel, Dani Jensen, Steve St. Croix, Danny Mountain, Anthony Rosano, Jay Lassiter, Evan Stone
[Stars: 4]

From Adam and Eve Pictures, Young Girls Next Door is a fun collection of barely legal girls hooking up with much older men. Perfect for the older gentleman with a young girl fantasy, but also enjoyable to perverts of all ages, Andre Madness does a decent job of mixing sexiness with typical pornographic campiness. Marie McCray, Lila Lovely, Natasha Nice, Audrianna Angel, Dani Jensen, Steve St. Croix, Danny Mountain, Anthony Rosano, Jay Lassiter, and Evan Stone put on a good show in this fun film.

Marie McCray introduces herself as an exhibitionist. She’s cute and has great boobs, but has pretty bad razor burn and her monologue sounds like she’s reading from a script. Unnatural=unsexy! Marie is playing soccer when her ball smacks into unsuspecting Evan Stone’s noggin. She gives him a striptease for the inconvenience, then struts over to him.

Naked, she sucks his cock. To me, Evan Stone looks a bit like Fabio, but he sure does know how to use a woman. He grips Marie’s neck as she’s sucking him, and keeps in control the whole time, even when he’s eating the girl’s ass. When they finally start fucking, he keeps his hand clamped over her mouth to keep her from screaming, then later, holds her arms behind her back as he does the work. This was a great way to introduce Young Girls Next Door!

20-year-old Natasha Nice’s monologue is a bit more natural than Marie’s. She talks about herself and what she likes to do to guys, then she plays with her spectacular breasts, sucking her own nipples. Jay Lassiter enters the scene, and I’m sure Jay is a nice guy but he looks a bit greasy compared to Natasha’s cuteness. They do, however, enjoy a nice long kiss, then he uses his wallet chain to play with her pussy. They spend some time 69ing, and then she grinds into his face, working his spectacular hips.

Unable to control herself anymore, Natasha rips Jay’s shirt off but he keeps on teasing her. Jay knows how to play women and he spends a long time fingering Natasha, who squirms from the pleasure. Jay and Natasha have a lot of energy together and enjoy a lot of positions, and the scene concludes when he comes on her tits. Another great scene!

Lilly Lovely is a cute 18-year-old brunette dressed in pink. She’s a bit shy during her introduction and I can’t tell if she has an accent or if she mumbles. Her body is oh-so-delicious, but her laugh makes her sound awkward and uncomfortable.

The scene shifts and Lilly is flirting with Danny Mountain as he’s trying to work on his car. She enjoys some nice fingering and licking, then after giving him a blow job Lilly rides Danny a bit. They switch back and forth between the two until he comes in her mouth. Lilly has such a cute little body, but her personality isn’t as strong as Marie or Natasha’s.

Dani Jenson is 19 and she likes public sex and tea bagging. Sitting next to the pool she does a strip tease in her bikini, though she looks bored while she’s touching herself. The scene shifts and Dani’s “brother’s” friend, Anthony Rosano, is fantasizing about her. Again, why did Andre Madness cute girls with greasy guys? I’m sure Anthony is a really cool cat, but I just don’t find him at all attractive (sorry! I don’t mean to be so judgmental!)

Anthony rubs some oil on Dani, then goes down on her. She blows him, then they start having sex on the lawn chair. It’s great to see him grip her hair, and he gives her toes some attention while they’re fucking. The scene concludes when he comes in her mouth.

Audrianna Angel is a beautiful girl who sounds like she is stumbling through a poorly written script. It is, however, nice to watch her touch herself, (and there’s some Adam and Eve product placement, too!) She says she likes to fantasize about older men, and Steven St. Croix, though very handsome, is much older than 19-year-old Audrianna!

They undress one another and he licks her lovely breasts. She gives him head and they enjoy a few positions on the bed. The scene concludes with silver haired Steven coming on Audrianna’s perfect ass.

Andre Madness seems to produce solid work that is either super sexy or just typical, not-so-special porn. I really loved some of the scenes of Young Girls Next Door, while others were humdrum. Overall decent, the music was a bit loud and distracting, sometimes detracting from the sexy.

From Adam and Eve and starring Marie McCray, Lila Lovely, Natasha Nice, Audrianna Angel, Dani Jensen, Steve St. Croix, Danny Mountain, Anthony Rosano, Jay Lassiter, and Evan Stone, this is a good film if you like seeing younger girls with older guys.

Shared with Strangers Showcases Sexy Retro Swingers!

Title: Shared with Strangers
Studio: Cal Vista Classic
Director: Patrick Aubin
Starring: Barbara Sellers, France Lowery, Debra Jones, Dominique St. Clair, Sherie Aveline, Sophie Duflot
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What an incredible treat! Shared with Strangers is a twisted French flick from yesteryear, telling the story of newlyweds John and Anne as John leads his wife down the depraved lifestyle of the ever perverted swinger community. From 1980 and directed by Patrick Aubin, Shared with Strangers is 82 minutes of some surprisingly shockingly sex scenes. Nothing is tame about this classic, and some of the modern stuff I’ve scene pales by comparison.

Starring Barbara Sellers, France Lowery, Debra Jones, Dominique St. Clair, Sherie Aveline, and Sophie Duflot, the acting was pretty good, including both the story and the sex scenes. The dubbing, however, was laughable at times, as the mouths don’t always match up with the words being said, and some of the translations are a bit… Well, without knowing French I don’t know if the original dialogue would have been sexier than the English translated stiff and formal, almost forced dirty talk.

Also known as Initiation à l’échangisme and Cuisses Ouvertes, the film begins with Anne waking her husband up with a blow job during the opening credits. The music quality is as good as it can be for 1980s porn, and the whole film is slathered with cheesy, vintage lounge music. Once Anne is done with John, she cleans herself up in the bathtub and gets dirty with her scrub brush. Now, I’ve seen strange insertions, but this caught me off guard so early in the film. What a delicious, unexpected depravity!

Anne serves her husband breakfast in bed, as a good wife should, and then services his member again. She makes it extra sweet this time by adding a generous dose of marmalade to his package. They enjoy some passionate newlywed sex, including some eager 69 complete with slurping sounds and some reverse cowgirl.

Afterwards, Anne complains that John works too hard. Couldn’t she get a job, too? “That’s out of the question!” he bellows, reminding us that sexism is alive and well in 1980. Obviously it’s more important for a man to work his balls off to support his family by himself, rather than sharing the burden and responsibility with his more than capable wife.

So John makes his first sales call, or at least tries to as the lady of the house gratuitously shows off her legs. Sylvia can’t make a sales decision so she introduces John to her husband, Paul, who is upstairs masturbating. John is taken aback and about to leave but they invite him to watch. At first he’s unsure, but he quickly gets into it as the couple starts talking dirty to him as they do dirty things to each other.

“Oh boy!” Sylvia exclaims. “You’re good at masturbating.” The couple then asks him to join them, and the encounter is short but very sweet. Afterwards John admits that he knew about swingers, but had never participated because he’s married to Anne.

“I bet it’s the first time you cheated on her,” Sylvia says with a laugh, then explains how they never make love the same way to the same person twice because “that’s just the way it is.” John is invited to the swingers club, and he can’t get his encounter out of his mind when he’s at home with Anne. He asks her if she’s ever wanted to try the swinger lifestyle and she gets angry. “If I were there when you were making it with another man, if I agreed?” he prods, but Anne still rejects the idea.

Later, Paul and Sylvia introduce John to his partner for the evening, Julie. They meet another couple at the club, and soon everyone in the room is sucking, fucking, fingering or grinding against one another. I totally was not expecting this long and detailed orgy scene, complete with toys and girl-on-girl action.

Back at the apartment, the couple hasn’t had enough of John. They convince him and Julie to put on a show, but he’s worried about his wife. Sylvia explains, “all women are alike. Coming in a crowd is fabulously wonderful.” So Julie and John put on a show, both wearing garters and weird latex raincoats. The happily married couple soon joins in on the fun. Kinky!

Next, Anne is back home, worried that John doesn’t want her anymore. She confronts him on his behavior, but he lies about what he’s been doing. Worried but unable to pull away, he goes to Paul and Sylvia’s. Julie explains that they’re out of town, but she invites John to watch as she and her girlfriend hookup for the afternoon.

She tells John he can’t do anything until one of the women asks, which was a good detail to add into the film. This is an important rule that, from my understanding, is still practiced in the swinger’s community. Women are usually in control of the sexual situations, and men respect their boundaries and desires.

Julie decides to talk to Anne. They find her at home, tending to her own needs (since her husband is away selling books and watching lesbians play with a double dong.) Julie explains that the swinger’s lifestyle is “a quite daring one, but it’s necessary for the needs of our society.” As a married woman in an open relationship, all I can say is – swingers rule!

Julie explains John’s new job opportunities doing work for her magazine, and invites Anne to check out the club. She agrees, and while at the club she is shy but intrigued. Seeing all of the other couples engage in unprotected sex with strangers (obviously this film is pre-AIDS. Warning! Do not try this at home!) she is shy and nervous, and even rejects a few advances made on her. Finally, she succumbs to the temptation and enjoys her night out at the swingers club.

Once at home, Anne is happy for the experience but worried her husband is angry. “You were so beautiful with these people,” he says. They talk about how the sex was just that – sex. It had nothing to do with the love they share, and if anything, has brought them closer together. Aroused by their newfound hobby, they both dress up in garters and John puts his raincoat back on (weird) and they have fun, married couple sex in the bathroom.

Shared with Strangers also includes some great bonus scenes from other retro films being released by Cal Vista Classics, as well as vintage trailers and a tribute to the legends yesteryear. I couldn’t find the information on who played which character, but Barbara Sellers, France Lowery, Debra Jones, Dominique St. Clair, Sherie Aveline, and Sophie Duflot seemed to do a good job of depicting a fun and emotionally healthy swingers lifestyle. Patrick Aubin could have focused a bit more on a smooth transition between scenes, but this is just porn, after all.

I realize that this review was very long, but I feel like there is a lot to explore in Shared with Strangers.

At the end of the day, John has had more blow jobs than any man needs to have in a 24 hour period. Now, I don’t have a penis, but wouldn’t things start to get sore?

Also, who does the voice acting and dubbing for old 1980s porno flicks? It must be terribly goofy to moan convincingly into a microphone and make it sound sexy.

Finally, as typical in porn, the scenes show a lot of men coming, but doesn’t really focus on any of the women (though they do seem to be enjoying themselves.) Too bad! It would have made this tasty film even more delicious!

Do you heart big toys, too?

Title: Mario Rossi’s I <3 Big Toys #22
Studio: Digital Sin
Director: Mario Rossi
Starring: Natalie Norton, Angel Cummings, Diamond Kitty, Gaya Patal, Austyn, Carla Cruz
Rating:

I heart I Heart Big Toys #22! Big toys films can either be super trashy or super trashy, and this one presented by Digital Sin and Mario Rossi was just the right amount of trashy to keep the action hot but not too ridiculous.

Marrio Rossi directs the young beauties (Natalie Norton, Angel Cummings, Diamond Kitty, Gaya Patal, Austyn, and Carla Cruz) in such a way that they’re dirty, innocent, sweet, cute, and totally in love with their dozens and dozens if big toys.

Angel Cummings is dressed like a dirty roller derby girl. She talks to the camera before putting on her show, showing off her perfect breasts. Angel sucks on her ring pop and then plays with herself, then chooses a giant dildo from her huge pile of toys. Angel switches through a few toys, using her mouth to clean them off in between. Finally, she uses a toy coupled with a Hitachi magic want. Finally, she makes herself come by using dong that is almost too big for her.

Diamond Kitty is a dark girl dressed in a pink corset and garters who drools on her big boobs. She hisses a lot while she dirty talks, which is a bit goofy, then she licks her spit off of her nipples. Diamond gets a big toy slick with her spit, then uses it to titty fuck herself. She gets off by fingering her ass and pussy, then she double penetrates herself with two long colorful toys. Diamond doesn’t do this for very long, but settles quickly on one of those weird cone ass toys. She finishes off by using this while fingering her pussy.

Gaya Patal is a darkly tanned girl who leads you around the pool table. She gives a great striptease, then plays with herself. It’s amusing how many toys she has stored in all the pockets of the pool table, dildos sticking up everywhere. Gaya gets super wet as she plays with herself, though it’s goofy watching her try to titty fuck herself as there isn’t really much there. It is impressive, however, how she tries to choke down one of the giant toys.

Austyn, the featured girl of Mario Rossi’s I <3 Big Toys #22 is oh-so pretty and sensual with her white pearls. She’s dirty, but also classy. There isn’t much playing in this scene, she just jumps right into the toys. Austyn enjoys a super long double dong and shuffles through a few toys before settling on a big black one. She finishes her scene by fingering herself.

Carla Cruz is a spunky brunette with a nice ass, talking dirty in Spanish as she fingers herself. She sucks on a big toy, then plays with a double dong. (These double dongs sure are a great way to watching a girl suck something while being fucked by it at the same time.) Finally, she finds a toy to jump up and down on.

Natalie Norton is a cute blonde girl dressed in pink. This girl-next-door fingers herself, making all sorts of juicy sounds as she does so. She jumps directly into using a giant toy with her giant vibrator. This girl may seem innocent, but she goes through so many toys and ends up exhausting herself with her pleasure.

Mario Rossi’s I <3 Big Toys #22 is a solid film of extreme proportions. Some giant toy movies are just weird and uncomfortable to watch, but these girls seemed to have fun and weren’t doing anything that would cause intense bodily harm. Mario Rossi presents pretty girls with big toys, and there’s nothing wrong with that!

Natalie Norton, Angel Cummings, Diamond Kitty, Gaya Patal, Austyn, and Carla Cruz do some impressive acrobatics as they bend in all sorts of angles in order to get the right camera shot and the penetration they need. They put on a good, dirty show. Good job, girls!

Kristins Life needs an apostrophe

Title: Kristins [sic] Life
Studio: Muffia
Director: none
Starring: Kristin Cameron, Mariah Milano, Brianna Ray, Arianna Labarbara, Delila Darling, Tamara, Britney Brooks, Lexi, Shelby, Bianca, Kenna
Rating:

First off, let it be known that I’m a grammar geek. I am perfect by any means, but I do usually notice when there are errors.  Muffia seems like a decent enough studio, producing mostly short online videos and focusing mostly on for-pay-sites.

Please, correct me if I’m wrong, but Kristins [sic] Life is about a woman named Kristin and her life. It is not about two or more girls named Kristin and their lives. Kristin is possessing her life, and therefore, there needs to be an apostrophe after her name. (Kristin’s Life). Unless Kristin is being used as an adjective, and Muffia is promoting a life of many Kristins, then I suppose the title of this DVD and the adjoining website are grammatically correct.

I realize this has nothing to do with sex, but real pleasure is as much in the mind as it is with the body, and bad grammar really turns me off. When I see gratuitous errors on cover art, it makes me take the production less seriously. Porn is big business. Surely these companies can afford a copy editor!

That said, Kristins [sic] Life was better than I thought it would be. Kristin Cameron, a hot milf with glasses, sexes her way from scene to scene with her girlfriends (and sometimes male friends) having a great time and loving life. Joining forces with Mariah Milano, Brianna Ray, Arianna Labarbara, Delila Darling, Tamara, Britney Brooks, Lexi, Shelby, and Bianca, this production from her Muffia website is nice and long, with lots of personality, and some memorable scenes.

The camera is usually controlled by one of her girlfriends, and they often join in on the fun. Because of this, the quality is a bit amateur, but this adds to the “reality porn” feel.

Mariah Milano and Arianna Labarbara join Kristin and her party for a poolside luau. Brianna Ray controls the camera for most of the scene, starting off with the women playing with cherries and making sexy faces. It’s a bit hard to know who everyone is in this scene because the camera is a bit jumpy and jumps from person to person very quickly.

The girls take turns strip teasing, and then they start messing around with each other and a few of the guys. Most of the audio comes from Brianna behind the camera, but at least she has a sexy voice. This scene is a plethora of pussy licking and blow jobs, and a tiny bit of guy-on-girl sex. A seemingly innocent poolside party quickly becomes an orgy with all of the sexy positions and perks.

Brianna Ray and Kristin Cameron host a dinner party with a few guy friends. This scene starts to feel like a home video, complete with random banter and really poor lighting, but the girls get dirty and keep on lifting their skirts. I’m not Italian, but the cheesy Italian jokes and lame accents get very old very fast.

The couples mess around, the women casually sucking the men off, and then the sex starts with each man sharing their women with the other. The girls play with the boys and the girls, and the scene becomes a never-ending parade of licking, sucking, fucking, fingering and rubbing. Eventually they sit down and eat their pasta.

Delila Darling and some of her cute friends come over to play Wii with Kristin. This scene is much better than the first two. The production quality is better, it’s easier to know what’s going on, and everyone seems to be having real fun, as opposed to just performing for the camera.

Each girl has a turn at the game (cute!) and then Kristin, the lecherous old woman, undresses each of them. Soon they go from cute tops and shorts to nothing at all. Finally, each of them chooses a toy and they go into town. The Wii party soon turns into an all-girl orgy, and things get very hot very fast. There is a particularly memorable shot of four girls on their backs, laying side by side, with their feet up in the air as they rub themselves. The scene concludes as Kristin feeds each of her friends a long, cream filled donut. Tasty!

Brittney Brooks and Kristin Cameron are at a convention, checking out corsets, when they find the fetish booth. Kristin plays around with some of the fetish toys, and then she finds one of her friends at a party. They feel each other up a bit as they dance, then Kristin invites Kenna up to her room. Kenna looks super slutty, dressed in two different types of fishnet with electrical tape over her nipples. Kristin can’t keep her hands off of her and decides to just jump in and take what she wants.

Kristin fingers then tastes Kenna, and Brittney decides she wants in on the action. They play around with a blue toy, then Kenna films as Brittney and Kristin play around. They each switch back and forth, then the scene concludes as the camera is set aside and all three girls use their favorite toys to get off.

Kristin’s friend Lexi invites the couple out for a day on their boat. Kristin has brought champagne to celebrate, and they have a few drinks to loosen up before they play around. They drink and dance and rub lotion on one another before they show themselves off sun bathing.

Lexi is super cute with freckles and a bubbling personality, and Kristin decides to treat the hostess to a few orgasms. Lexi even holds the camera while Kristin eats her out! They bring out the toys and each girl fucks the other, then fucks themselves. Kristin’s boy toy gets involved, and Kristin gets fucked while she eats out Lexi.

Arianna Labarbara, Britney Brooks and Bianca join Kristin and a few of her friends for some snacks and wine. Kristin, the slut she is, has a stripper pole mounted in her living room, and each girl takes a turn at it. Soon the bras and shirts come off, and the girls are natural and happy to undress one another.

Soon the toys come out. Kristin gets on her back as she eats out Britney, and Arianna gets to eat Kristin. Kristin’s lucky neighbor gets to watch, and she can’t help but diddle herself through the performance. Kristin takes out her toy she had chilling in the freezer, and Britney writhes so beautifully as she grips onto the pole. Finally, Kristin goes down on Bianca behind the camera, and when Kristin is ready to get off she sits on Arianna’s face. Britney eats more pussy, and Arianna comes again with a blue toy as the others hold her down to keep her from squirming away.

Finally, Kristin decides it’s time to clean up after the party, as she has to pick the kids up from the baby sitter’s house.

Kristins [sic] Life was better than expected, though not my favorite film of all time. Kristin Cameron is truly a pleasure. This is a woman who has total control over her sexuality! The scenes were very long, and the DVD is packed full of footage (though not always sex.)

Kristin Cameron, Mariah Milano, Brianna Ray, Arianna Labarbara, Delila Darling, Tamara, Britney Brooks, Lexi, Shelby, Bianca, and Kenna all put on good performances for Muffia!

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