Busty Beauties: Jaw Breakers – try putting that into your mouth!

Title: Busty Beauties – Jaw Breakers
Studio: Hustler
Director: Mark Kismet
Starring: Lanny Barby, Crystal, Daphne Rosen, Jaylene Rio, Samantha 38G, Brittney Oneil, Christian, T.J. Cummings, Andrea Moranti, John West, Talon (I guess?) and Christian XXX (who is really the same as Christian without the XXX?)
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While Hustler’s Busty Babes – Jawbreakers boasts of starring Lanny Barby and including six scenes, it really only has five scenes, and Lanny Barby’s performance is tucked away in the special features as a (very very hot) bonus scene. As for Talon, well, I don’t know where he is at all. Hustler, why are Lanny Barby and her name the main feature on the cover art when I had to search the DVD to find her? Where did Talon go? Why is Christian listed under two different names? Or am I just out of my element here?

It is true, however, that Ms. Barby, Crystal, Daphne Rosen, Jaylene Rio, Samantha 38G, and Brittney Oneil all have boobs so big you can’t even get your mouth around them.

Yum.

We meet Crystal in scene one, a slightly trashy babe who doesn’t like to wear a bra as she works out. (“I must – I must – I must increase my bust!”) Christian walks in while she’s pumping iron, and he can’t keep his eyes off of her gigantic knockers. (Meanwhile, I’m distracted by the giant logo blur on his shirt.) Crystal is a friendly gal, so she lets him admire her goods. Poor Crystal. Her implants wouldn’t look so bad if not for the really graphic nipples scars from her surgery. Ow!

Christian doesn’t seem to mind the scars, however, and he continues to bounce her beauties until Crystal asks to see his cock. When he’s done having a blow job Christian just bends her over and sticks it in – Crystal doesn’t get any foreplay or anything! He makes Crystal blow him some more, then he grips her boobs, looking like two gigantic balloons, and fucks her sideways. When Crystal rides him reverse cowgirl style, as well as the interesting position of sideways cowgirl, her tits are so large she has to hold them up.

Christian obviously enjoys himself and Crystal’s assets, but Crystal doesn’t really seem to have much enthusiasm. It’s like sex is being done to her rather than two people sharing it together. Only rarely does Crystal make eye contact with the camera, and even when she does she looks away quickly, as if she is unsure of herself. But as soon as Christian comes on her chest, the very unsatisfying scene is completed.

Daphne Rosen is super cute in scene two, even with her crazy implants. Daphne is excited about having a room redecorated by T.J. Cummings. Once she finds out how much it will cost her, she decides to renegotiate the price by taking off her shirt. Daphne’s boobs are so big her nipples can’t even fit in the cup of her bra! T.J. Cummings is not convinced, but as she takes her bra off the price goes down.

T.J. Cummings starts kissing Daphne, then teases her by saying he’ll raise the price again if she doesn’t take off more clothes. Daphne Rosen looks so tasty in her bright red panties – the perfect compliment to her pale skin. T.J. plays with her jawbreakers, as well as her pussy. At least Daphne’s please is of some concern! He presents his cock, and while Daphne is blowing him she makes eye contact with the camera. They enjoy a titty fuck, and after T.J. takes off her panties she starts playing with herself, then lets him eat her out. Daphne then starts ridding him on the couch and director Mark Kismet shares some tantalizing close-ups of her boobs. Daphne enjoy some reverse cowgirl, but the sex is short lived in this scene. It seems as soon as it’s getting good, T.J. is Cummings on her chest, and she’s thanking him for the privilege. How much does that take off the price tag of redecorating, I wonder?

Scene three features lovely and exotic Jaylene Rio, looking oh-so-sexy during a photo shoot with John West. But oh no! There is a run in her stocking! John offers to help, but is soon distracted by her gigantic knockers. He reaches out to grope her, and only thinks to ask permission after the fact. At least he asks before he pops them out of her top, and Jaylene Rio’s breasts hang naturally and beautifully. John takes a little taste of her jawbreakers, and starts playing with her snatch as she strokes his cock.

Jaylene shows off her ass as she undresses, and gives lucky Mr. West a blow job and titty fuck. She gets really excited and pinches her nipples as he eats her out and licks her from his fingers. The scene quickly shifts and then Jaylene’s riding John in reverse cowgirl, then he bends her over to fuck her while she plays with herself. The scene concludes as John West comes in Jaylene Rio’s mouth and on her waiting, heaving bosom.

Samantha 38G and Andrea Moranti (as Mark Frenchy) share a slight mis-communication in scene four. Samantha saw his number graffitied on a bathroom wall and now she wants French lessons, but her language teacher has something else in mind. Samantha is quick to warm up to Andrea’s advances and his language lesson. (But sadly, there was no opportunity in this review for me to say that Andrea is a “cunning linguist.”)

Samantha totally knows how to eat cock, and Andrea is oh-so-delicious as he speaks dirty to her in French. After she sucks on his balls and he gives her a nice titty fuck, he sticks it in her doggy style. This quickly turns to reverse cowgirl, to missionary, then to spooning. Andrea blows his load on Samantha’s namesakes, and the scene concludes as they share a friendly kiss, as well as a high five. (Score!)

Poor slutty Brittney O’neil is lost when she stumbles onto Christian’s ranch in scene five. He shows some gentlemanly hospitality, inviting her inside to rest. He can’t keep his eyes off of her giant breasts, and asks if he can touch. They share a simple kiss, and Christian opens Brittney’s top so he can have a taste. Brittney decides she wants to try a cowboy, so she starts playing with his boner through his wranglers.

After the clothes come off she sucks his cock and lets him fuck her face and tits. He sticks it in her from behind, then holds her close as they spoon. Brittney Oneil has another taste of his cock, then rides him forward and backwards. When they have had their full, she presents her breasts for him to come on to.

Jawbreakers features a variety of women, from over-the-top porn stars like Crystal, to cutie pie girl-next-door types like Samantha 38G. The women also come in all shapes and sizes – skinny, average, natural, slightly chubby, implants – but the thing Lanny Barby, Crystal, Daphne Rosen, Jaylene Rio, Samantha 38G, and Brittney Oneil all have in common is their fantastic, jaw breaking tits, the size of which are only emphasized by low cut shirts and ridiculous tan lines.

I love boobies as much as the next gal, and while I’m not a huge fan of implants, they usually don’t bother me. But when the poor actress has inflated her chest to the point where it looks painful, either in shape, size, or surgery scars, it makes me wonder how anyone can find something so outrageous and unnatural to be attractive or sexy! But, that’s just me and my disclaimer of my bias!

Overall, however, Busty Beauties – Jawbreakers had elements of pornography that I hate, and some I love, and in the end Hustler and Mark Kismet created a package I can’t argue with:

These aren’t just big boobs – they’re jawbreakers!