Housewives of Amber Lane 2

Title: Housewives of Amber Lane 2
Studio: Wicked Pictures
Director: Randy Spears
Staring: Randy Spears, Janet Mason, Angie Savage, Amber Lynn, Charisma Cappelli, Kiara Diane, Samantha Ryan, Brad Armstrong, Marco Banderas, Tommy Gunn
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Unfortunately I never did get to see the original Housewives of Amber Lane.  I wanted to see but the review site I was with at the time never offered it up, oddly.  I am pretty sure that you don’t need to see the first one to be able to understand what is going on in the second one.  Porn sequals are just like that most of the time.  What you do need though, in order to watch this movie, is a thing for MILFs and blonds.  I am going to go out on a limb and theorize that Amber Lane is so named becuase it’s where veteran porn star and one of the hottest MILFs in porn, Amber Lynn, lives.  The story itself revolves around her neighborhood watch.

Brad Armstrong plays her husband who is more intreested in having sex with her than working on his script or letting her go to her neighborhood watch meeting.  She reminds him that the neighborhood watch is important because there is a Peeping Tom in the neighborhood.  Doesn’t matter, Brad wins.

I assume she made the meeting, even if she was late, because next we visit Charisma Cappelli who has a filer from the meeting.  She tries to share it with her husband, played by Marco Banderas, who tries really hard to show interest but instead is more intent on staring at her ample cleavage.  She gives up on sharing the flier with him and talking to him about the Peeping Tom.  What Marco has in mind is much more interesting.

Oh yes, the husbands on Amber Lane are quite devoted to their wives.  Can you blame them?

Tommy Gunn is the same way.  He asks his wife, Kiara Diane how she likes the new neighborhood and what she thinks of Amber.  Kiara is happy with the move they made to the neighborhood and Tommy tells her he thinks that this is the perfect place to start their family.  She mentioned something about practicing and Tommy took her up on that.

Randy Spears has some good news for girlfriend Janet Mason.  His divorce is final and they can get started with their life.  A celebration is in order and you know what that means…dinner plans are cancled where they can stay in and have sex.

Remember that Peeping Tom? Have any idea who it might be?  It’s Randy.  Okay, now who is surprised?  He’s sneeking around the neighborhood wearing a Wicked Pictures t-shirt.  I don’t know why, but that made me giggle.  Randy is quite happy when he comes upon the house of Angie Savage and Samantha Ryan.  Every neighborhood, especially in porn, has that one lesbian couple.  The girls are hysterical because the Peeping Tom, or rather Peeping Randy, is outside their patio door.  A call is placed to Amber and she tells them she’s going to take care of it.  With Randy outside their patio watching them, the girls have sex to comfort each other.  Yea, that makes a lot of sense, give the pervert something to watch.  As the sex scene ends so does the movie.  I backed the movie up to make sure I didn’t miss anything because it was never explained or shown what happened to Randy.  What did Amber to do take care of the situation?  Did she call the cops?  Did she hit him over the head with shovel?  Did she set the neighbors Pit Bull loose on him?  Do the neighbors even have a Pit Bull?  Do we have to wait for Housewives of Amber Lane 3 to find out?  Inquiring minds want to know!

I can hear Zak Sabbath giving me hell over this now, saying something to the effect of “Who cares what happened to him, people had sex and you are supposed to be paying attention to that!”  The problem is, the Peeping Tom was brought up, he’s seen, so he’s always going to be in the back of your mind while watching the movie.  We have to know what happened to him!  As for the sex, all I can say is that I wish I lived on Amber Lane.

Once again I am impressed with the versatility of Randy Spears.  Not every adult star has the talent to direct.  It’s one thing to have an idea or image in your head that you want to recreate on the screen, it’s another to be able to do it.  Randy does it very well, even if this time around he left us with some unanswered questions.  The movie is done well and has six very pretty MILFs in it so it’s easy to forgive him for that.