Kim Kardashian should sign a deal with Hustler.

Title: Keeping it up for the Kard-Ass-ians
Studio: Hustler
Director: Richard de Montfort
Starring: Veronica Rayne, Dylan Ryder, Nicki Hunter, Missy Stone, Marie McCray, Aiden Starr, Alex Gonz, Mr. Marcus, Chris Johnson, Danny Mountain.
Rating:

This is one of those movies that once it’s over actually makes you think  “What a piece of… masterful art”!! I’m not kidding, this movie was awesome and I must say the performances of Veronica Rayne and Nicki Hunter are impressive, who said porn stars can’t act… ahem, ahem… moving on, moving on…

The movie starts with the infamous sex scene with her boyfriend at the time Ray J (only without the Parkinson’s disease the real Ray J’s got in the entire video) this scene was filmed in good taste with some P.O.V. shots and Veronica Rayne and Mr. Marcus playing Kim Kardashian and Ray J respectively.

At the end of the sex scene Ray J asks for an impossible, (although some times a real fantasy among men) he asks Kim for a little extra sex with one of her sisters or even with her mom, of course you pretty much know the answer even though this is a porn flick… what a rip off!! (lol).

The dialogue is very funny in the “non-sex” scenes, the parody is pretty much here ’cause director Richard de Montfort shows us the world of a socialite, that includes: talking on the phone, shopping, talking on the phone, slut around, shopping and slut around.

Kourtney Kardashian (Dylan Ryder) finds her new boyfriend (Chris Johnson) jerking off watching Kim’s sex tape. She argues with him ’cause he’s doing that and she’s her sister!!… (so?) and then she tries to play difficult when he shows her how horny he is despite everything, but you know what’s next, and while the scene was intense and with lots of chemistry, you can see the filming crew beside them for a brief moment and that ruins the moment and you remember this is a movie and not a reality show like you started to believe.

For the next scene Danny Mountain’s got a delivery to do for Kris (Kim’s mom played greatly by hot star Nicki Hunter) she doesn’t lose time and is all over him taking control of the situation grabbing his dick and making a deal with him that soon pays off. This one is definitely the hottest sex scene in the movie, Nicki even does anal in this one, Danny does a terrific job with her and the only regret about this scene is that Nicki spits (hey, nobody is perfect!).

Khloe Kardashian (Missy Stone) is shopping and the female store clerks recognize her when she’s asking for the fitting rooms. One of the clerks (Marie McCray) is so into Khloe that decides to go after her and take a good look at the youngest Kardashian while she’s trying on some clothes. Of course, Khloe finds her peeking and they decide to take it to another level. The funny part in this scene is that a perfectly normal clothes store has a room filled with sado stuff, where both girls play submissive/dominant roles and the fun never ends with her fingers, mouths and a glass dildo.

For the final scene Kim is showing her newly installed strip pole to her friends, a nice couple formed by Alex Gonz and Aiden Starr. They talk for a while and start having fun until the pole is used by Aiden, this turns on Kim and Alex, and soon enough Kim is pole dancing for them which leads to a hot threesome in which both girls (best friends) share a dick for the first time.

Keeping it up for the Kard-Ass-ians is one of Hustler’s best movies, forget about another parodies this did the job for me, it’s very funny, witty and the sex is very good.

Beautiful Veronica Rayne convinces us that she’s actually Kim Kardashian and Nicki Hunter is very, very funny playing Kris Jenner, Kim’s mom. This movie is definitely a must have.

This is Willy Milano Prieto and this was Hustler’s Keeping it up for the Kard-Ass-ians.