Seinfeld is back and he came back very naughty.

Title: Seinfeld: a XXX Parody
Studio: New Sensations
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Starring: James Deen, Kristina Rose, Ashlynn Brooke, Sadie West, Sasha Grey, Natalie Norton, Cassandra Calogera, London Keyes, Evan Stone, Eric John and Tony DeSergio.
Rating:

I have to be completely honest with you, I’ve never before in my life watched the show Seinfeld until last week. I knew I’d be responsible for this review so I decided to record several shows on my DVR and get the essence of the show and the characters. So that’s what I did on the weekend, watch episodes of Seinfeld.

New Sensations and director Lee Roy Myers brings us Seinfeld: a XXX Parody loaded with great porn stars and hot sex scenes, and the best of all is the cast, they did a great job. The cast includes:

Gerry Seinfeld — James Deen
Elaina — Kristina Rose
Crammer — Eric John
Gorge — Steve Pomerants
Porn Nazi — Evan Stone
Video Store Girl — London Keyes
Suzanne — Natalie Norton
Regina — Ashlynn Brooke
Noman — J. Walker
Buck — Tony DeSergio
Herself — Sasha Grey
Herself — Sadie West
Sandra — Cassandra Calogera

The plot is simple but well worked, great job from screenwriter AJ Slater by the way. There’s a guy in the adult video store who won’t sell porn to everybody, just the people he decides to, so they decided to call him The Porn Nazi (Evan Stone) and while some characters (Crammer, Gerry, etc) decide to ignore this guy and do things their way, Elaina (Kristina Rose) won’t stop until The Porn Nazi will sell her a movie or leave the video store, so the match is on.

Opening Scene: Gerry and Elaine are in the video store waiting in line to buy a porn flick. The Porn Nazi sells a movie to Gerry but rejects Elaine so she goes home without a porn movie. James Deen does a terrific performance of Jerry Seinfeld, maybe a little overacted but that’s the fun on parodies like this one.

On the other hand Kristina Rose’s performance and transformation is scary since she goes from hot porn star to conservative looking Elaina and she mimics Julia Louis-Dreyfus very good.

The sex happens between Gerry and Elaina back at Gerry’s apartment and I must say it was a very hot sex scene and Kristina is a naughty girl, oops sorry, Elaina.

Then: Crammer (Eric John) storms into Gerry’s apartment and talks about doing a porn movie himself and storms out just like in the series and this happens while Gerry and Gorge (Steve Pomerants) are having a nice conversation.

Meanwhile, Elaina goes back to the video store to get a porn movie but again The Porn Nazi kicks her out but this time she’s got help from The Video Store girl (London Keyes), she had a discussion with The Porn Nazi and now she’s willing to give Elaina the porn distributor’s phone number in exchange for some action. Elaina is ready and here we go again with a hot girl/girl scene.

And then: Crammer crashes to a porn set to learn some industry tricks and what better set to crash into that the one with Sasha Grey and Sadie West, both women very, very hot. They’re doing it while Crammer is having some snacks and after some girl/girl hot action the director tells Crammer to step into the scene which at first he reacts scared (in a very funny way) but after the director is shouting at him he jumps into scene and the threesome begins, but there’s not much interaction between the girls once Crammer steps into scene so this scene could have been better. Although Eric John’s performance is very funny.

And then: After that sequence Crammer is ready to start filming his own porn movie; he talked Gorge and his fianceé Suzanne (Natalie Norton) into appearing in his porn flick to spice things up in their relationship.
Gorge is ready but once Suzanne shows up, Crammer ignores the poor bald guy and calls in Buck (Tony DeSergio) a professional stud to bang Suzanne to which she agrees in the blink of an eye, and doesn’t even care about Gorge who storms out of the scene angry.

Before the end: Gerry (as usual in these series) dumps his sexy girlfriend Regina (Ashlynn Brooke), so she pays a visit to The Porn Nazi with Noman (J. Walker), after a funny scene and some nice written sequences Regina does the Porn Nazi in the back room of the Video Store. As an additional fact, this is the first sex scene between Ashlynn Brooke and Evan Stone ever, you can find out more in the Behind the Scenes Footage.

Finally: Funny sequences and the expected scene in which Elaina confronts The Porn Nazi brings us to the final scene in which Gerry is doing his famous stand up comedy and he talks about natural boobs and fake boobs and he gets interrupted by Sandra (Cassandra Calogera). She goes into stage and shows Gerry, her big natural boobs and the stand up comedy display ends up in a hot sex scene.

Cassandra Calogera looks very different in this scene, she looks way old and chubby, when in reality she’s young and lean with hot natural boobs.

Overall: Lee Roy Myers is the same director that brought us The Office: a XXX Parody and Scrubs: a XXX Parody. Although I haven’t seen those movies, I could tell just by looking at the trailers that those flicks aren’t that good. Seinfeld: A XXX Parody on the other hand is a must have!!

The performances are great, the costume and hairstyles are awesome and the plot is simple but well written and I could dare to say “funnier” than any of those 10 episodes of Seinfeld I had to watch prior to watch this parody. James Deen is awesome and so are Kristina Rose, Eric John and Steve Pomerants.

Evan Stone… I take off my hat for the awesome Mr. Stone, whom definitely delivers one of the funniest performances of this year in porn cinema, I’m pretty sure. Lee Roy Myers finally found in his third parody a movie in which he can deliver successfully a winner cast and a movie worthy of top awards in the adult business industry. Watch the second DVD to access extras and more stand up monologues performed by James Deen. All Hail New Sensations!!

This is Willy Milano Prieto and this was New Sensations’ Seinfeld: A XXX Parody.

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