The Crack Pack – you gotta love livin’, baby!

Title: The Crack Pack
Studio: Adam and Eve
Director: Joe Gallant
Starring: Bree Olson, Alexis Texas, Louisa Lanewood, Andie Anderson, Kirra Lynne, Sara Stone, Tyler Knight, Dino Bravo, Jack Vegas, Ron Jeremy
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Full of glitz and glam, seduction and charm, The Crack Pack from Joe Gallant and Adam and Eve was probably one of the sexiest and most fun adult films I’ve ever seen. Not only were the sex scenes hot, but even the filler stuff was more than memorable. Bree Olson and Dino Bravo put on the charms, but Alexis Texas, Louisa Lanewood, Andie Anderson, Kirra Lynne, Sara Stone, Tyler Knight, Jack Vegas, and even Ron Jeremy all put on a great show that make Crack Pack more than just a Rat Pack parody with sex. It’s show biz, baby.

The Crack Pack takes place in timeless Las Vegas, Nevada, with Dino Bravo telling his woeful tale of seduction, love and loss. The story is snazzy and fun, with lots of go-go dancers and big band music. (The two disc bonus set has a lot of these great special features!) Ron Jeremy (as Crack Pack manager Lenny St. Stevens) warms us up with a few jokes, the guys sing, the dame dance, then Lenny tells his boys that he wants to mix up their act by adding a few girls. Though Dino, Tyler and Jack insist that they don’t need no broads, the broads just can’t keep away.

Jack Vegas is greeted by an angry broad when he goes home to Alexis Texas. Alexis was once one of the best strippers in the city but now she gets to sit by while Jack plays around on the side. The new maid, Daphne (Bree Olson) watches as they fight and then fuck, and she confesses to Mister Vegas that she wants to be a dancer like her mistress.

With Alexis’ hands tied behind her back, Jack invites Daphne to treat them to a strip tease. They spend the rest of the scene sucking, licking and fucking. While Jack Vegas is a participant in this scene, he is not an active player. Alexis and Bree steal the show as they play together, using Jack as more of a toy than a lover. Something tells me he doesn’t mind.

Little Daphne then wanders into a strip club and accidentally finds herself on stage. The cat calls encourage her to strip, and what follows is one of the sexiest strip teases I’ve ever seen before in my life ever. EVER. Seriously, if more strippers were this sexy I’d spend a lot of my time at night clubs. Bree’s strip tease proves that it is indeed possible to be sexy and classy at the same time (and the accompanying band on stage with her helps, too.) Dino Bravo is in the crowd and before he knows it he’s in love. Daphne goes to the top with her talents, but alas, their love just isn’t meant to be.

Meanwhile, Mr. St. Stevens is still trying to find the perfect female addition to the boy’s trio when he meets Andie Anderson. This scene was just a little bit over the top. Poor Andie has a bad accent and bad botox and a bad boob job. Yikes! She “auditions” for the four men (Tyler Knight, Dino Bravo, Jack Vegas, and Ron Jeremy), but eventually settles on Jack Vegas. Andie’s mouth goes crazy on Jack’s cock, and she can’t stop talking dirty. For all of her physical oddities, Andie is a dirty girl who puts on a good show with lots of cock sucking and butt sex.

Dino Bravo has moved on from Daphne and is looking for a new leading lady. While Carli (Sara Stone) auditions for him his mind wanders to charming, fun fantasies of them together. After the audition he invites her to his house, but she wants to add her magician friends to the act. To convince Dino they start messing around, and Sarah has some great breasts just perfect for titty fucking. This scene doesn’t have any foreplay for the lady, but Sarah looks great in garters and stockings.

Tyler Knight is having his own problems, however, when Kirra Lynne blows in from the Windy City. She wants a chance to audition for the group, too, and she’ll stop at nothing to get what she wants. After a strip tease Kirra successfully seduces Tyler, and he rewards her with plenty of great, delicious, amazing foreplay. This scene has lots of fingering, ass licking, foot and toe fun and dirty talk. After some wild and crazy sex, Tyler comes on Kirra’s perky little ass. This scene was so good I didn’t want it to end.

Later at Lenny St. Stevens’ nightclub, the crowd is seduced by Sara Stone’s magician friends. While the Crack Pack’s attention is diverted, the real magic is happening behind the scenes…

After the disaster at the night club, Dino confesses that he misses his one true love. He and Daphne decide to hook up one last time. As much as I loved Dino Bravo and Bree Olson in the Crack Pack, I feel as if too much anticipation went into this scene and it wasn’t as exciting as I had hoped for, though it was pretty sweet and romantic.

Dino gives Daphne a backrub, then binds her hands with his tie as he eats her. Bree uses her mouth on him, then they fuck. These are two incredibly attractive people having pretty-person sex, and Dino comes on Bree’s face.

I really loved the direction Joe Gallant took with the Crack Pack. It was classy, sexy, snazzy, glitzy, seductive, fun, funny, steamy and all of those wonderful things rolled up into five scenes that ranged from good to great. Bree Olson, Alexis Texas, Louisa Lanewood, Andie Anderson, Kirra Lynne, Sara Stone, Tyler Knight, Dino Bravo, Jack Vegas, and even Ron Jeremy all look like they belong on a retro movie set, and I bet they had a great time putting together this wonderful production from Adam and Eve.

If you are fortunate enough to pick up a double disk of the Crack Pack, bonus features include more scenes with Bree Olson, a strip join diary, the “Rat Pack” routine with Tyler, Dino and Jack, behind the scenes footage, a sex scene with Ron Jeremy, a photo gallery, web and phone sex info, and a special bonus scene from Young Hollywood with Mandy Morbid and Lystra Meadows. Yowza!